i like birds

don't deny an old witch her pleasures

[ems-tumbo]

the cure is to kiss your cat on the top of their head

[flabbeycrossing]

[unawakening-float07]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[capricores]

earth signs are so funny……….. you have virgos who act like they absolutely hate you & come for your throat at every chance, meanwhile they’re actually deeply in love with you (and would kill anyone else for roasting you how they do)?????? then you have taureans barely acknowledging your existence and acting uninterested in you/unbothered by you meanwhile they’ve been in love with you secretly for 8 years (and yes they stalk your twitter likes daily)………..and then there’s capricorns, who simp in your dms 24/7 like their life depends on it but then tweet/talk publicly like they’ve never felt an emotion in their entire life jlkfdjflkd

[saturndivine]

and id kiss every single one of them

[jonbutter]

reblog this to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™

[jonbutter]

not enough people reblogged this last year we gotta really try this time to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™

[masseffecttranscribed]

[aidashakur]

Let this be the last year you tolerate unsupportive friends, family & fake love.

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

ohhh my god i need enrichment soooo baddddd....... someone PLEASE throw something strange and new into my enclosure!!!!!

[shorturlisouttahere-deactivated]

in 2020

it’s going to be 420

for a whole month

[bl00dh0rs3]

[mellifexfarm]

the vibes tonight are immaculate. what the fuck is happening right now

[saintemiliosandoz]

From queerbaiting to unrequited love to bury your gays in 7 min spn said we’re about to speedrun this shit ❤️

[mystericmoon]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Pets love eating meat flavored cereal with no milk

[305xdisaster-deactivated2021102]

Dog food doesn't taste like meat tbh

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

its not for you king

[cheaphalloweencostume]

cilantro yummy gene privilege