cry on the inside like a winner

To all my bad bitches, I can see your halo.  

[wildspringday]

okay but life should have been hanging out in the sun topless eating peaches instead we have credit scores

[theylorswift]

Blank Space // Everybody Loves a Clown

[fatestayyuri]

whenever i go back through my blog to look for something i end up wasting a lot of time just looking at the posts because for some reason it's full of stuff i would reblog

[thesunnahthebetter]

[justsomeguycore]

maybe YOUR worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing. MY worst sin is doordashing chipotle

[mangolesbian-archive]

supernatural except when dean gets in one of his moods he listens to kpop to brood

[caesarsaladinn]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[theriverbeyond]

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

[driftcompatiblewithmycat]

Hugh Jackman will pay for his crimes (making me cry big ugly tears in a mall theater for the second time) (the first time was Logan)

[sexchangedotcom]

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

[mallowmaenad]

in my culture not only do we hate family and food but we also leave our plastic bags loosely strewn all over the floor and we don't even have a quaint little name for a small local convenience store you can buy sandwiches at.

[softwaring]

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[driftcompatiblewithmycat]

Just for you @bubblegumlocks

last song: find your way back - Beyonce

fave colour: pink and green seem to be showing up a lot these days

currently watching: nothing (I started mad men a few weeks ago but haven't put it back on)

currently reading: it was creep by emma van straaten until I left it in a friend's car this weekend.

current obsessions: ummm the pitt?

currently working on: nothing? Wow that's sad

last google search: 8 ball sweater (so someone wearing a cute one on my walk today)

current desktop photo: default mac one for work

[driftcompatiblewithmycat]

having a hot married coworker is going to kill me

[xxglazeddescentxx]

I want a long vacation with no responsibilities and gross sex with someone who cares about me

[theriverbeyond]

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.