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Locking the fuck in

had a dream last night where I took a uquiz called “what do you serve?” and at first the questions were standard but as the quiz progressed they became more and more highly specific to me personally and the answers became more and more similar and I realised the quiz Knew me and was forcing me into being honest by giving me no other option so I tried to click out but it just went to the next question which was “are you the spider? or are you the web?” and it had an option for each but I didn’t click either so it then turned to a text box and I typed “I think I’m the fly” and the quiz paused for a while and then took me to a results page that said “you serve truth” and the description just read “what you know will kill you but you will die laughing” so like. good morning everyone I guess :/

mariaalenkoshepard

OP I think the devil visited you in your sleep

jsillabub

“What you know will kill you but you will die laughing” needs to be added to that list of profound statements from unlikely sources.

fantome-sans-opera

@theshitpostcalligrapher

theshitpostcalligrapher

On it

mysharona1987

Gee, if only Tom Cruise and Steven Spielberg had made a blockbuster movie about how this was a bad idea.

beemovieerotica

The Chicago PD made a “heat list” to predict people involved with violent crimes — and instead, it caused them.

Guy gets placed on a list that says he will be "party to gun violence." It doesn't predict whether he will be a shooter or a victim, just that he will be involved.

Police ramp up surveillance around him, follow him, park outside his home. His entire community gets spooked.

People are then convinced he's a snitch working for the police. He gets shot twice.

The algorithm "worked."

spicymochi

choose your fav puppy

paper-mario-wiki

guess which haunted looking bitch got some Hanfu added to her wardrobe

daftpatience

i couldnt helpo myself its such a good shade of green and you look SO COOL

paper-mario-wiki

oh FUCK yes

surrealtiktoks

embroideredcupcake

I'd say this is an anomaly but seriously roos are sometimes nosy and just need to be in your business, OR they will fight you if you look at them funny. I love them, they're great, but they make little sense.

unashamedly-enthusiastic

The fucking horror I felt in my soul of the 3 seconds it took to try to and work out what the fuck this animal was

inthefallofasparrow

punkrock-bottom

Cold weather enjoyer FREAKS when they’re shivering and tensed up and can’t feel their toes and their face hurts and

milf--adjacent

pangur-and-grim

I’m sorry, Grim

straycatj

Oh,Bel-san is quite big now!!

lizardlullabye

Two brothers into the Unknown

butchbetty

this is a cinematic masterpiece

islamprotestan-blog

only 5 seconds

zanyflowerpizzatrash

i wasn't ready for that..lol

lamentablesquonk

Immediately recognized that look

crimewave420

Why do you look like some angry bully in your icon pic? Like you're looking at the screen like you're trying to come off all cool and like you think you're so much better than everyone else, like you're just meanmugging the camera basically. Do you actually think that's cool? Well it wouldn't surprise me, because the irony is that even though you're trying so hard to look cool, your name implies you think stuff like crime and smoking weed is cool when it's actually not. You probably grew up in one of those places where good stuff is bad and bad stuff is good and now that you're older and involved with the world at large that doesn't feel that way at all, you still can't let go of that mindset. You basically just need to grow up and stop acting like you think you're going to get good things or go anywhere in life by acting like some kind of hooligan looking for clout by being mean and acting out some sort of superiority complex by putting everyone else down. Seriously.

type shit