Meme Archive

Trans man, poly, pan and im just here to have a good time.

[bitchinkitchen1]

Cranberry cocktail meatballs

https://www.eatyourselfskinny.com/cranberry-cocktail-meatballs/

[foolishcrow]

the sexy girlbots are returning. nature is healing

[gayweeddaddy69]

It's like when they reintroduced wolves to yellowstone

[thecrabbybarista]

YOU CALL THIS HEALING?!? I'M UNDER FUCKING SIEGE

[astraltrickster]

- deer and other prey animals when they reintroduced wolves to Yellowstone

[jovialgnomejpeg]

Went 2 block a bot & now i cant stop thinking abt Dont be scraed

[demondemon]

got a book about computers from 2000 for my birthday

[cryptotheism]

Unironically the biggest death knell I heard for twitter was the fact that, as far as anyone is aware, there are no longer any furries working at twitter.

[howieduet]

The rats have fled the sinking ship

The wolves have fled the sinking ship

The dragons have fled the-

[cryptotheism]

I'm not even joking furries account for like 30% of all modern tech infrastructure.

[ayellowbirds]

[cannibalchicken]

[rat-apologist]

it’s safe to say i think about this video at least four times a day, i can quote almost the whole thing from memory

[gaymanwithanoversizedhoodie]

This video hit me like a bottle of Dasani water going 60mph

I love it

[drememoto]

“One more thing, sir. You told me you couldn’t possibly have been at the crime scene at that time on account of your alibi, that being that you were at home playing your PlayStation 3. Now, forgive me, but if that’s true, I just gotta ask– how could you have been playing your PS3 if the PS3 has no games?”

[giantkillerjack]

“Why, Lieutenant, the PS3 is backwards compatible with many PS2 games. I was simply playing one of my many PS2 games at the time of the murder. Surely you are at least familiar with Kingdom Hearts? I’d be happy to show you my save file if it would put your mind at ease.”

[drememoto]

“Ah, gee. Kingdom Hearts… Yeah, that one’s a classic. one of the best ones, even. My wife loves that little Sora guy. No, I agree. You’re right, sir. I should’a thought of that. Well, I’ll get outta your hair, then. — Oh, one more thing…

I just remembered something you might find a little interesting. See, you’ve got one of those black models. With the top-loading tray. And those PS3 models are backwards compatible. … but only for PS1 games. Kingdom Hearts wasn’t on the PS1, though, was it? …”

[giantkillerjack]

“Oh… yes, how very… observant of you, Lieutenant. Well, I… suppose I must have been mistaken. My memory of that dreadful night - it’s all jumbled, you see. It must have been one of my other games from my PS1 library. Spyro, perhaps. Or– yes, now I remember. It was Final Fantasy 7 - the character of Cloud is in both that game and in Kingdom Hearts. I must have simply gotten my wires crossed. How silly of me.”

[drememoto]

“All right, then. That explains it. Well, have a good night, then.  … Oh, uh… I figure I oughta let you know … we did have your memory card searched. We didn’t see Final Fantasy VII on there. Must’ve been a glitch or something. Might wanna get that checked.”

[giantkillerjack]

“Now, see here, Columbo, perhaps if you were spending more time looking for actual clues, rather than harping on my gaming habits, you might have caught the real killer by now!

If you have anything more to say to me, you can kindly say it to my lawyer.

So, if you’ll excuse me, I have a Twitch stream scheduled for noon, and I do not care to keep my followers waiting. Good day, sir.”

[drememoto]

“Certainly, sir, I’ll be outta your way now. Oh, – gee. Gosh, I nearly forgot. I figured I’d mention. We did get one lead. On the murder, sir.

We determined from Mr. Elbertson’s autopsy that he was repeatedly beaten in the back of the head with a small, blunt object. No bigger than about 157 mm longways. Likely a, uh … analog gamepad of some kind. Dualshock, that’s what the lab boys told me. You got any idea what sorta console uses those? I only ask ‘cause you seem to know about these sorta things. What with you being– well, being a gamer.”

[nowscience-blog]

Demonstration Of Constant Velocity With A Moving Trampoline

[captocie]

witness them

[mousouchuu]

[nqsa]

you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life

[mooncustafer]

New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.

[skeleton-richard]

[spacegay-yx]

[freshdonuts]

“The manager gives me a smile ‘cause he knows that it’s me they’ve been coming to see” also implies that the Piano Man is possibly an incredibly attractive but oblivious himbo, and if you listen to the rest of it imagining that, this all fits a little too well.

[sponesaf]

[catchymemes]

[sam-i-am-27]

Wanna hear a shitty movie idea?

It’s a crime/comedy movie about two rivaling crime robbing syndicates trying to beat each other to the same deals. Pretty generic, right?

The twist is that they don’t really know anyone on the other side of the war and one day, the top agents go to steal the prize jewel, run into each other and end in a fight that results in their masks being taken off.

Turns out, the two groups are clones of each other and all the main ones are played by actors that are always confused because they look so similar.

Tom Hardy and Logan Marshal Green

Jeffery Dean Morgan and Javier Bardem

Amy Adams and Isla Fisher

Keira Knightly and Natalie Portman

The teams even have their own janitors/voice of reason!

Rupert Grint and Ed Sheeran

And, of course, the leader of both gangs and eventual main villain are Elijah Woods and Daniel Radcliffe.

[guillotinedream]

Rip to people with face blindness

[mysticorset]

That’s an easy problem to fix: each team is color-coordinated so the audience can tell them apart.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[harostar]

His name is Eugene Goodman. In a now-viral video, he is seen confronting White Supremacists and using himself as bait to provide cover for the evacuation of lawmakers. He was alone in a hallway when the mob reached him, and Congress was being evacuated to the left. He lured the mob away from lawmakers, drawing them in the opposite direction and up the stairs. 

Officer Goodman deserves recognition for his amazing bravery and selflessness. Because of him, Congress was evacuated safely and no lawmakers were assassinated on that terrible day. He risked everything to save others, and he is a hero.

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2021/01/eugene-goodman-capitol-police-officer-hero-video.html

[thegirlinthebyakko]

I remember watching the video clip of him running up the steps and thinking ‘oh god they’re going to murder this man, God protect him’

[hunterbidenscrackdealer-deactiv]

Russian problems russian solutions

[pharmaphobe]

Do you think Olga effectively utilized girl power by taking her robber as a war groom

[finaledenialist]

this scene is butchered. here’s why

here we start off. dean is cautious and unsure

ok cas. it is. or it was (spanish). but ok. 

ok. now the infamous line that i personally think was dubbed over in late september or october because:

1. we know jensen was called for additional adr

2. idk about you but for me his lips movements don’t match what he says

3. still in order because no teary eyes; but why everything is a close up and this particular shot is from a weird angle? to make it harder for us to read lips? hmmm? cOiNcIdEnCe?

cas drops the L bomb

and now this is where things start to get sus: 

1. no teary eyes

2. we hear (don’t see) the empty. only hear. after a moment we finally see it: 

AND AFTER 0.0001s WE GET THIS:

full on tears ready to start falling. now dean turns around:

not that teary eyed anymore dean huh? plus i might add this shot doesn’t even last a full second. i had to rewind it a couple times to do a screenshot. it’s a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it moment. and now immediately to cas:

bam dean’s pushed to the floor. since when were they standing so close to each other that dean was within castiel’s reach? wasn’t dean leaning on a fucking chair at the beginning? now look, i rewatched this moment about 40 times now, or more. but when dean turns around to face cas again something seems off. the sound is off. the cut is off. and then we immediately go to ‘goodbye dean’. now let me present to you this moment with a missing puzzle - a short clip that was in season trailer but didn’t make it to the scene: 

something something more was definitely cut here. i mean it fits and we have proof it was cut. he seems to be leaning closer. he looks like he wants to say something. we can only imagine and speculate what happened here that they got so close that cas easily grabbed dean’s arm while pushing him away. here this moment. and then, only after that:

[finaledenialist]

conclusion:

[angeltiddies]

Plus, and correct me if I’m wrong on this, based on what Jensen said, we knew a lot of his reaction got cut, no surprise there. However, having a clip from a promo no longer be in the actual show (and i’m pretty sure it’s the only clip in the promo that didnt make the show) means there were definitely last minute cuts !

[horrorlesbians]

everytime I remember that lesbian couple that have a marble statue of the two of them embracing and sleeping on a bed together over where their graves will be because the artists didn’t believe they would be able to be married before they died, so what they couldn’t have in life they could have in death, I fucking breakdown

[horrorlesbians]

memorial to a marriage; patricia cronin

[horrorlesbians]

“on july 24th, 2011- the first day that same sex marriage was legal in new york state, particia cronin and deborah kass got married. that same year the marble ‘memorial to a marriage’ was replaced with a bronze version. rainwater pools in the space between their two sculpted bodies, and falling leaves catch on the metal in the autumn. the two women sleep peacefully through snow and ice, and the scorching days of summer. over time the hands of cemetery visitors will wear down the bronze, burnishing it into a smooth shine. one day this will mark the final resting place of the two women. and someday people will have to remember that there was a time, long ago, when this was a memorial to a marriage that two women never thought they’d have.” 

- Caitlin Doughty, on the Death in the Afternoon podcast