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why does game!Geralt look like someone I can trust with my life and netflix!Geralt look like someone I can't trust with my houseplants?

vindicatedwitcher

game!geralt gives off that "tired dad whose kid just moved out for college and he's trying to be an cool dad with a social life again and trying out all these crazy hobbies, but would still drop everything to drive across the country if his kid needed him" vibe

while netflix!geralt is that same guy, but 20+ years earlier who just dropped out of college because he knocked up a random chick at the winter formal, and now is suddenly responsible for a small infant, when the year prior he got suspended for stealing the deans car and driving it into a lake with his frat bros while high on adderall and cocaine

#witcher

welele

¿Yakuza o cuál es este?

the-talon-ted-meem

Video game graphics are getting way too real

123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202

THE IDLE ANIMATION HWKSJCLSLS

babyanimalgifs

Rescued dove learns to eat by watching others. No more force feeding!

(Source)

birdhug

the doves in the video are like “Whats up gamers welcome to another eating tutorial”

#birbs

letsgetsalty

Agdgsgsgsg I’m LIVING for this Reef2Reef thread. This guy was worried about his urchins getting sunburnt so he made them little hats

letsgetsalty

IT GETS BETTER

bogleech

In the wild these urchins will in fact carry a small rock or shell exactly on top like this and im so happy there's people taking advantage of that and who care about their urchins as pets.

commander-ledi

i visited an aquarium at some point, and our tour guide told that when the staff had a party, they put a little decorative plastic hat from a booze bottle into the sea urching tank, and just left it there because the sea urchins liked it, and kept taking turns in wearing it.

goingknowherewastaken

Discovering that sea urchins wearing hats is a thing in this world means so much to me rn

#this is the best thing I've seen on the internet maybe ever

inber

goose with a kazoo... you slay me! ART!!

I-- okay!!

(silence was never an option)

beastlyart

It’s a beautiful morning in the village, and you are a horrible bard.

#the witcher #untitled goose game #oh my GOD #y e s

ahmettdonmezz

writing-prompt-s

The Anti-Christ came and went, but no one noticed because he wasn’t worse than the current state of the world already is. The rapture followed, but no one went to Heaven, so we didn’t notice that either. We’ve been living in Hell for the last 5 years, and no one has noticed, yet.

probsjosh

oh I didn’t realize this was a writing prompt

:)

THE FADE TO BLACK OH MY GOD I LITERALLY CAN’T BREATHE RIGHT NOW

#never a bad time to repost my fave internet video ever

yesterdaysprint

Daily News, New York, January 8, 1932

hello-that-happened

Glad to see we’re all on the same page

ampervadasz

bookwormmaddy

why are hummingbirds so dumb

sparrow-va

micaxiii

The Holy Trinity

thewitcherdaily

*Internal panicked “Hmms”*

inber

*Camera pans to Jaskier with a laser pointer*

#holy fck I lol'd #the witcher #witcher

jaskiers-right-foot

Which character should I do next?

Send me a DM, ask or comment which character you would like to see.

#incredible #witcher #hmm

draconym

Ripley has a very good grasp of the word “touch” and we often use it as a command word to get him to try to be less afraid of new things or to ask his permission to pet him. He knows if we ask him to “touch” a person or object, he’ll be praised for gently tapping his beak against it. He also knows exactly what we mean when we ask him not to touch something,

Today I yelled at him for biting the wall and he did probably the pettiest thing I’ve ever seen him do: he went around touching stuff in the room and saying “no” and staring at me to make sure I was watching him do it.