Mike Driver
styofa doing anything
One Nice Bug Per Day
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Monterey Bay Aquarium
shark vs the universe
almost home
ellievsbear
izzy's playlists!
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Game of Thrones Daily
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Cosmic Funnies
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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@drinkingasoline
Hello, I'm Crispy, and welcome to my objectum blog!
I dabble with a lot of things, including writing, drawing, and photography. As an objectum, I love vehicles, especially those with animal-like traits.
My gif sideblog dedicated to Vroomiz and other media with animal-like vehicles -> @vroomizing
I'm also an editor for @handlewithcarezine, read for free here and get a physical copy here!
maybe negative space is a hear-me-out. i am going to go back to bed
never considered that tumblr user crabussy could be a homestuck. there are homestucks hiding amongst us all
I've never read it but I would die for jade and nepeta
You've had. Homestuck. Downloaded???? Rob its. Its a webseries . That's like 90% text. Do you mean like. The book reformatting¿
I can't remember where I found it originally but I downloaded the entirety of homestuck. like the entire webseries. my files are full of tens of thousands of images and text files and music files and videos. I need you to save me
Robin.... rob its like 800k words.... your computer..... its comparable in length to the translated bible..... robin.....
I thiunk ☝️I just figured out why my computer is always gasping for air when I try to open my files
A sticker design that came to me after a therapy session where I was talking about how isolating objectum grief can feel.
She said that multiple clients of hers who aren’t OS have described car grief commonly enough for her to have experience with it. That struck me a lot. It’s never just a car.
I think lightron is cute
Getting plowed is for the country folk. Here in the city we call it being taken to pound town. And if it's a place with decent public transit, getting railed.
The current, widely used objectum flag is fine. I like the symbolism behind the colors, but I do have some gripes: the contrast is poor as the colors are too muted to my tastes; the middle white stripe is redundant with the white part of the circle; I don't like the 5:3 aspect ratio, dunno why. Disclaimer: I'm not a professional flag maker and I'm not trying to push the current objectum flag out of use, these are merely for fun.
2:1 aspect ratio, used by the UK, Canada, Australia, Aotearoa among others
Looks like a naval flag...
I like this one the most. I nicked the black aspect from the trigrams on the flag of South Korea as they symbolize abstract fundamental principles.
1:1 aspect ratio, used by Switzerland most famously:
3:2 aspect ratio, the most widely used aspect ratio in country flags:
The red circle being the most recognizable feature of the objectum flag, might as well just use the flag of Japan with a hole lol
Here are two 2:1 variants with a darker shade of purple (thanks @gravelgrowl!) and grey
Two 2:1 variants with a darker shade of grey along a darker shade of red colorpicked from the flag of Manitoba
Same as above but with the blue colorpicked from the flag of Québec
My favorite redesign, with Québec blue
Same as above, with Québec blue and Nunavut yellow
Same as above, with Québec blue, Nunavut yellow, and Manitoba red
Quadrant 2:1, variation with colorpicking from the aforementioned Canadian provinces, and 3:2 variation
3:2 variants with a darker shade of grey
3:2 variant with a darker shade of grey
3:2 variant with a black bar and a darker shade of purple
3:2 variants with a square. Something something unconventionality?
This one is purely for fun; its colors are colorpicked from the six-striped rainbowflag, but it's too harsh to the eyes.
almost everyone following digimon smashorpass are COWARDS, wym majority passed on every single Trailmon?? i'd smash a train if i could
Want to get closer with your object(s)?
I've been taking a free course hosted by Harvard that discusses the practice of "close looking" in an artifactual sense. You pick an item of your choice to analyze (can be anything from a paperclip to your drapes) and observe it closely while documenting your findings throughout the lesson modules. Below is a list of prompts that were attached to the most recent assignment I've done that really resonated with me as an objectum person.
Categorize the observations you made about your object
Measure the dimensions of your object
Measure or count some of its other features
Engage your other senses; if appropriate, smell or taste your object
Close your eyes and explore your object through touch
Consider how you might recreate your object: sketch it, mold it in clay, photograph it a dozen times from various angles and with emphasis on its varying details
Make a list of questions generated by your examination of your object
Research your object and any questions it has generated using the internet or other means
Search for photographs, poems, or other works of art; proverbs; quotations; or other artifacts related to your object
Consider your object from the perspective of another person or of a discipline other than the one in which you are trained
Consider how your object or its use may have changed over time, or may change in the future
Consider whether or how the form and function of your object might be related
Link to the course if anyone's interested! :)
Dragon, from Monster Jam
Would you fuck this dragon?
Yes
No
See Results
Y'all are cowards
I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging
wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding
this post reaching Actual Ship Captains is beyond delightful holy moly
once i watched The Terror (2018) too much and this happened
GENUINELY fantastic read. I love your writing style!!! your characterisations!!!! I would easily read a whole novel between these two ships. thank you for sharing [:
What do you mean sticky interfacing is more appealing to imagine? You don't want to fuck a transformer in every alien way possible? You don't want to discover what makes them tick as a living machine? You don't want to fuck Ratchet from the inside while hes an Ambulance? Cybertronians are affected by temperature, you don't want to play with that? Dont want to imagine playing with his AC dial? Turning it from hot to cold back and forth while Ratchet with a shaky breathy voice is telling you you're making his processor spin? Riding his gearshift while holding onto his steering wheel to hold yourself still? Every time he tries to kick his fans on, manually overriding it by pressing the fan button on his console so he gets hotter and overstimulated? Hear him begging please? Slamming a thumb on his engine start button when he's at his breaking point so he overloads so hard his Siren blares for a second? Hear him calming down, fans kicking on again? Have him exaustedly tells you he needed that? And after you clean up his seat and step outside, you notice a bit of a puddle from a transmission leak, underneath on the pavement? Then hear Ratchet apologize and start explaining hes an older bot, its harder to control that sort of thing during something that intense? No? No? You just want them to have a dick? That cums? Alright
I recently put in an order for handheld Objectum pride flags, which necessitated making my own image of our flag since the current one wasn't able to be properly resized to a aspect 2:3 ratio. Did you know it's in a weird resolution?
Anyways, despite me selling pride flags, ( which I will announce here! They're still being made ) I don't mind people getting this printed themselves onto larger flags: do as you will so long as you're not making money off of it! ^^
wait, do you actually wanna fuck planes and trains 😟 like for real 😟
❄️ Snow Day ⭕
My 2026 contribution to Handle With Care's last issue! This was my first foray into photobashing — when I saw the theme of "Winter," I knew I wanted to create something capturing the memory of Tuxedo and I's last winter together.
I've been a Florida boy for most of my life, so the novelty of a snow day happening last year meant that I had to cram in as many winter traditions into a few precious hours. This included taking my cat, Frijolita, outside so she could see the snow. She wasn't a fan, and I was pretty amused to see her make a bee-line for Tux so she could crawl under her belly for safety.
Looking back, I'm pretty touched by it. That this tiny creature who can't comprehend what a car even is saw her as a nice, warm, safe space, just like she is for me.
Read Handle With Care here!
Happy Valentine's day to y'all
