sunrise, parabellum

i'm grace, the raddest kid on the block

[inthesensethat]

[cordic]

its important to me that all y'all know that mannertee has an arch nemesis

his name is Ikanzame and he's a shark with bad driving etiquette!!

[butch-of-the-blades]

ikanzame!!! your people of virginia desire you carnally!!!!

[contemptible-scoundrel]

tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?

[coelii]

[beemovieerotica]

most beautiful instagram account

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

if I had a customized doormat it would say

A showcase of MALE MORPHS from the internets best (FREE) TUMBLR,DEFUNCT OR ARCHIVED MORPH ARTISTS. =========================== MUSCLEMORPHS MORPHED COCKS MORPHED BULGES MORPHED BUTTS MORPHED BEER BELLIES MORPH ART =========================== Freakish,Unreal,Engorged,Bloated, Swollen,Heavy Hung, Massive,Hulking Hunks =========================== Morphers. If U want your morphs removed,just drop me your morph name & they’ll be deleted.

[antimorpher]

Message Me Off-Line – Immediately.

Antimorpher

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

how do I contact you Antimorpher

[antimorpher]

Just Message Me.

Off-Line.

Antimorpher

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

What exactly are you asking me to do

[antimorpher]

It’s not that Hard.

Just Message Me Off-Line.

Off-Line.

Antimorpher

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[nongunktional]

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

[nongunktional]

tautological wordle answer

[nongunktional]

[minovskyy]

posts that make you open wordle

[minovskyy]

[chryza]

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

[chryza]

WHAT THE FUCK

[chryza]

[reshidei]

dying in the hospital with a duel disk on my arm

[zoctopode]

this is why you shouldn't swear

[guerrillatech]

[yossyislandd]

[oneheadtoanother]

[once-a-polecat]

Local restaurant having trouble with whores apparently.

[wizardarchetypes]

today i rang up a customer at work for $13.36 and i said with such genuine cheer "uh-oh! two years before the plague hit England, if anyone cares!" and i watched the customer's eyes as they were clearly taken aback and then tried to pretend to be interested at all. they made such a valiant effort. they were like I don't wanna damper this guy's plague enthusiasm. They said, very awkwardly, "haha, uh-oh!"

[hiveswap]

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

[hiveswap]

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

[kowai-kabuki-tanuki]

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

[hiveswap]

It took them two tries to ban it?

[kvotheunkvothe]

[grawly]

higurashi jumpscare

[grawly]

once you get past the first 5 hours of fluff this shit gets crazy

[grawly]

whats her fucking problem

[dreamyshepherd]

[spectrometrie]

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

[spectrometrie]

i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !

[omgeddon-deactivated20260424]

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

[sidecast-text]

incredibly elaborate bit me and @iclimbtreestofeelalive came up with while i was playing pokemon Y iii couldn't pick if i should put this on the art blog but whateverr hello if you scrolled down this far sorry for the long post okay i love you

[gammadoppler]

ok well ive had my fun with this little game nothing can top making indiana jones sound like he's elvis trying not to cum

[incisedwound]