baby it's a wild world

stephanie. who cares.

[tofuvi]

the hovering ponds.

[prole-log]

[bloodyawfulatpoetry]

Me: Rereading books I read in middle school is not a productive reading habit

Also me: But that’s so not bubbly making

[beboycowbop]

why are we here? just to suffer? every 5 minutes i have to clean my glasses

[rabdoidal]

im a bar of soap and God is an instagram girl with acrylic nails and a box cutter

[iasoup-deactivated20190921]

i don’t think there has been one single moment since i was 13 where i haven’t been clenching my jaw

[greelin]

of course i have a lot of pent-up rage you fool i’ve been the same height since i was 12

[lilacbreastedroller]

a chapterbook: *came with a stitched in ribbon bookmark, had a cloth spine, had those rough edged finished pages, or came with a map*

8 year old me: i am a 500 year old librarian and this is the most valuable book in my collection. i rescued it myself from a castle as it burned to the ground. *gingerly runs my little grubby hands down its spine and gazes wistfully out of the school bus window* i am the keeper of all civilization’s knowledge

[muckkles]

i was about to make a post like “how old am i? old enough to remember when restaurants had smoking and non smoking sections indoors” but then i looked it up and apparently theres still not a national ban on smoking indoors in public or even just in restaurants and that its handled on a state by state and city by city basis um what the fuck sdlcjxushzj

[muckkles]

if i went to a restaurant in 2019 and someone whipped out a cigarette at the table next to me id slaughter them where they sat

[arryns]

You think I’m not a  g o d d e s s ?

[yelverton]

“In the words of Mark Twain’s wife, Shania Twain, ‘that don’t impress me much’”

[imp]

its crazy how like.. from a different perspective things look difretenrt depending on perspective.

[randomwordgeneratorr]

[qantuta-deactivated20210319]

Too real dude too real

[taahko]

[to the tune of uptown girl] im that bitch…catch me dying in a roadside ditch

[105ttt]

Sir that’s my emotional support unrealistic romantic daydream

[schmergo]

The lord giveth and the lord taketh it back now y’all. Two hops this time.

[nicollekidman]

not to be controversial but absolutely disgusting that it’s sunday night