Kal-Elle

Liv / 21 / Montréal / Poli Sci major ig: olivesandopiates / snap: libby0_o

[wilwheaton]

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[creationofagod]

The History of Juneteenth

Instagram: @Blackbirdnetwork

[shanzlaurel]

Whoever brings me the most peace is getting the most time.

[catchymemes]

Free printer. May need some tuning.

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

cant believe banksy sold this for a million dollars.

[gothicprep]

asking for straight pride is like asking for able bodied parking spaces

[123deletingdarling-deactivated2]

thats a really good comparison because there are about seventy able bodied parking spaces to one disabled and able bodied people still insist on using the ones that arent theirs

[chaseross]

this is seriously a great post 

[belgiandad]

From VSCO

[tariqah]

Interspecies lesbianism

[courbet-deactivated12311877-dea]

[ulibeanzz]

[toshio]

[mattoyaki-deactivated20250509]

OMG guys this is the town I live in wtffff 😂

[paulthebukkit]

the father, the son, and the holy spirit

[iheart3j5]

You’re missing the Way Better Chloe Kim headline

[yeahponcho]

please excuse my grandpa in the background but here’s poncho enjoying her thanksgiving superworms

[mineapple]

i will NOT excuse your grandpa he is INTEGRAL to my enjoyment of this video

[tchaikovsgay]

Why are customers stupid as fuck

[tchaikovsgay]

“Does the decaf coffee have caffeine?” What the fuck do you think!

[tchaikovsgay]

“Can I get a bacon sandwich”

“Which one sir? We have three of them”

“The one with the bacon on it”

[tchaikovsgay]

Hi my name is Customer McDumbass and I ordered six frappaccinos, all different, during a rush right before my flight is supposed to board and I’m mad my drinks aren’t done yet!

[key--lime--pie]

Um. Decaf has caffeine. Chemically decaffeinated somewhat less so than Swiss water process decaf, but it still has enough to fuck with particularly sensitive people.

[tchaikovsgay]

I mentioned this in the replies but the customer asked because they wanted the coffee with the MOST caffeine and thought decaf was that. It was genuinely stupid I promise

[gamedevgirlie]

Me: “I have a small cappuccino for Caitlin!”

Customer: “What? But I ordered a large Americano!”

Me: “What’s your name?”

Customer: “Laurie”

[tchaikovsgay]

I have customers walk away with the wrong drink so often because of that constantly. Like ma’am, you ordered a large frap. Does this medium hot cup really seem like it’s the right beverage for you???????

[fourthingsandawizard]

“And WHY exactly can’t I use my coupon?”

“…because your coupon is for a regular priced item, and your item is on sale.”

“Well, how was I supposed to KNOW it was on sale?”

“Well, ma'am, there was a sign right above it on the shelf–”

“I came in here to SHOP, not to READ.”

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

Dude I have people with bones coming out of their body asking me if I think it’s an emergency and if they should go to the hospital or wait till it gets better. Like humans are just plain stupid

[therealjaesepticeye]

WHY CANT I USE MY COUPON TWICE???

[egotisticalfloof]

“Where are my vouchers? I was told I would get them!”

“No sir, you took out business with us two months before the voucher offer started.”

“So I’m going to get my vouchers?”

“No sir, because you started business with us before the offer began.”

“I want my vouchers!”

“You aren’t eligible for any voucher sir.”

“This is ridiculous! I was told I would get vouchers.”

“Actually sir we’ve listened to all the calls, and no one mentioned the vouchers to you.”

“…So when will I get my vouchers?”

[spibbyy]

B o I

[britinboots]

[fiddler-unroofed]

Reblogging for the comic

[metrophobic]

That “grabbing the obviously wrong drink” thing pissed me off so much when I was a barista. It really made me lose faith in humanity’s intelligence.

[tchaikovsgay]

Yesterday a woman who ordered a mocha grabbed someone else’s chai, despite names being announced and written on cups, drank half of it, then returned it and yelled at me because it wasn’t her drink. Customers really are that stupid

[anxiousyetepic]

Oh my gd. SO MANY people just somehow didn’t see the “emergency exit only” and “alarm will sound if you cross this line” signs in front of one door at the Perot that security literally had to turn off the proximity alarms. Also, a favorite of mine: lady got frustrated at the automated ticketing kiosk because she couldn’t figure out what to hit to continue her purchase because “checking out is what you do when you leave, why would I press that.”

[onlyblackgirl]

Customer: I want a steamed milk with espresso shot.

Me: ok what size did you want that latte?

Customer: i don’t want a latte I want hot milk with espresso shots!

Me:…ma’am that is what a latte is…

Customer: no it isn’t. I don’t want a latte.

Me:………………..

[black-geek-supremacy]

OMGGGG @dynastylnoire

[dynastylnoire]

::cashiering at a retailer that had several hacks of customer info and identity theft that made International news::

Customers : I don’t have my store card. Can you look up my info for the card discount?

Me: I’m sorry, we don’t the abilty to access that information.

Customers: That doesn’t make sense. Why not?

Me :: stares into the security camera like Jim from The Office::

[angel-of-death-2015]

Bruh like two weeks ago, I was put in dairy because some asshole didn’t do their job right and dairy was in deep shit. So I was putting up stuff in the cooler and my manager told me what I needed to do for the rest of the day and he left because it was time for him to clock out. Ten minutes later, I hear a door open (I assumed it was one of the doors in the front) and several knocks. Turns out, some customer came into the back where ONLY EMPLOYEES ARE ALLOWED TO BE asking me if I have a certain orange drink in stock. I looked and we didn’t have any. She asked me for my manager but I told her he literally just left for the day. She literally told me: “No, I need to speak to a manager”. Like??? Bitch did you not hear me? I just said he JUST left for the day. It’s just me in dairy until my other coworker comes to clock in. She asked me when we’ll get more juice and I just told her I don’t know because I don’t handle milk truck deliveries. I know she was mad because she was talking about going to talk to the front desk for a manager and she might have to go to the dollar store to see if they have her shitty orangr drink. Bitch I just told you my manager is gone for the day. If I say we don’t have the said product, we don’t have it. Go find your shitty drink somewhere else. I have way too much work I need to do and I can’t just drop shit so I can cater to your need of finding an orange drink you can find somewhere else.

[dynastylnoire]

WOOOOOOOOOW

Let a customer come through any of the employee only doors, I’m telling them to clock in.

[ai-yo]

When customers try to haggle like we in Dalston market.

[astronautpirate]

Me: *working in Hollywood Studios*

Guest: How do I get to Disney World?

Me: Ma’am you’re in Disney World.

Guest: No! How do I get to Disney World?

Me: Do you maybe mean Magic Kingdom?

Guest: No! I want to go to Disney World.

Me: *sighs while forcing a smile* just hop a bus at the front of the park and when you see the castle, you’re there.

[drive-slash-skydive]

*at the Copy Center where i worked for past 5 years*

*it’s 8:15am , aka too early for this shit*

customer(is about 40 years old): i want to scan something and send it to an email

me: ok no problem, you’ll need to scan your document and sign into your email in the meantime. Do you know your username and password?

customer: no, i dont have an email. i just want to send something by email to another email.

me: uhh... ok, i understand but that isnt possible, you must have an email account to SEND an email...

customer (yelling & full of attitude from now until the end of this encounter): WHAT !? THIS IS RIDICULOUS I ALWAYS SEND SCANS BY THE PRINTER BY EMAIL AND I DONT HAVE AN EMAIL WHY WONT YOU DO THIS FOR ME WHAT DONT YOU UNDERSTAND

me, calm af: i understand the function you are speaking of, but when printers have that option they are already logged into an email server before hand. i do not have this option in store for you. Either way, an email account is needed to send an email.

customer: THAT IS THE STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD WHY CANT YOU DO THIS SIMPLE FUCKING THING

me: because it’s not possible. what you can do is scan your document and save it as a PDF onto a USB key and

customer: I JUST CAME HERE FOR A SCAN I DONT HAVE TIME TO BUY A FUCKING USB KEY WHY IS THIS SO DIFFICULT FOR YOU WOW WHY ARE YOU SO INCOMPETENT

he basically called me and my whole store stupid for knowing how technology works

AND LEMME TELL YOU i googled “can you send an email without an email account” for 30 min after he left and GUESS WHAT you cant do it Why are people mean and stupid just pick one.

[hoopyfrood]

im watching planet earth and theres this one small scene where the most round seal ever swims past and id just like to thank david attenborough for bringing us this good good orb seal

[hoopyfrood]

ok so i did some seal research tm and it turns out these are the baikal seals and they can only be found in the freshwater lake baikal. i love them

[stefani-germanotta]

It’s perfectly harmless…when it’s dry. HOLES (2003) dir. Andrew Davis

[illinicoise]

Now this is some Big Dick Energy

[no-chill-at-all]

[unfollovving]

I can’t feel my butt anymore

[butteronthebooty-deactivated202]

Why don’t I feel it for you?

[unfollovving]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i wish i could have been alive when gods would regularly come down from the heavens and fuck the brains out of mortals for no reason other than they felt like it 

[het-fekat]

Bold of you to assume that’s not still happening

[biglawbear]

Well bitch it ain’t happening to me