Galleria of Awesome

[gaypussyretard]

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

this image actually makes complete sense & that is a fucking trip & a half.

[rot-city]

You can take it back even further to the Archudke’s assassin just bumping into him deciding to get a sandwich. One man’s need for lunch 100 years ago gave rise to tentacle porn half the world away. What a world.

[goblinbutler]

Is anybody going to explain?

No? Okay.

[kemonododo]

1. Archduke Ferndinand is murdered, causing World War 1.

2. The Allies win WW1, imposing the Treaty of Versailles on Germany.

3. This causes tension between Germany and the rest of Europe, something Adolf Hitler takes advantage of and begins WW2.

4. Japan joins the axis in WW2 in order to expand their empire.

5. The Axis is defeated, and Japan comes under US occupation.

6. American soldiers bring comic books, cartoons, and other American mediums to Japan which stay behind even after the occupation is over.

7. Post-WW2 Japan imposes strict censorship laws that include the banning of most conventional porn.

8. Japanese citizens retaliate by drawing comics with women having sex with vaguely penis-shaped objects like tentacles to exploit loopholes in the law.

9. It establishes itself as a fetish even after the laws are relaxed, and so Hentai was born.

[deadddeviant]

Butterfly effect

[alexhaldi]

Click the above photo for hours of some of the most witty, honest, brutal, genius, hilarious, and most importantly entertaining knowledge ever dropped on humanity from a truly singular man. I will sincerely miss Patrice O’neal, even though he would probably just call me a bum. I feel endlessly lucky to have had the chance to see him live on stage while there was still a chance.

Thanks for many hours of escape from my own point of view into one I one I could have never dreamed up on my own. And for schooling broads world wide on whats funny.

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[just-shower-thoughts]

A dead clock is guaranteed to be correct at least twice a day, but a working clock may never be exactly on time. Ever.

[kingjaffejoffer]

Payless fools influencers with a fake store

Who would be willing to pay upward of $500 for Payless shoes?

New York (CNN Business)Who would be willing to pay upward of $500 for Payless shoes?

Hoodwinked social media influencers, that’s who.Payless, a brand known for budget-friendly shoes, opened a fake pop-up store called “Palessi” in a Los Angeles mall and invited influencers to the grand opening. The store was stocked with Payless shoes in disguise.“I would pay $400 or $500,” a woman says in a TV ad, holding a pair of $19.99 sneakers. Another shopper calls the Payless shoes “elegant and sophisticated.”

About 80 influencers attended over two nights, according to Payless. They shelled out a total of $3,000. One shopper spent $640 for a pair of boots, which represented an 1,800% markup. Payless, however, returned their money and let them keep the shoes. Payless said the influencers were paid a small stipend to attend.Payless said the social experiment was meant to remind shoppers that Payless’ affordable shoes are fashionable too.

[kingjaffejoffer]

I just thought of a snappy comeback to an exchange that took place yesterday and now I’m mad

[just-shower-thoughts]

Education is learning what man has discovered over the past 5000 years, in 20 years or less

[kingjaffejoffer]

[kingjaffejoffer]

Poll: Black teens biggest users of Instagram, Snapchat

More than 9 in 10 have access to a smartphone, survey finds.

Teenagers and their technology are inseparable, but a new poll shows black teens are the most likely to have access to smartphones — which could explain why they’re the biggest and most frequent users of mobile-friendly social media apps Snapchat and Instagram.

A survey released Thursday by The Associated Press-NORC Center for Public Affairs Research explored teens’ social media use and its relationship to race and class. The poll found that nearly 9 in 10 black teenagers use Snapchat, compared with just over 7 in 10 whites. And 4 in 10 black teens report using Snapchat almost constantly, compared with about 2 in 10 white teens.

A third of black teens say they use Instagram almost constantly, compared with about 1 in 5 white teens who responded similarly.

“They’re first-movers, in many ways,” said Amanda Lenhart, the lead researcher on the poll, whose work has focused on teenagers and social media use. “It speaks to the level of embeddedness of the technology in black youth’s lives and their willingness to move into new platforms more quickly than their counterparts.”

[neogohann]

[suprchnk-archive-deactivated202]

what’s the funniest thing that’s happened to you during sex?

[drivewayblues]

Mariachi music came on the shuffle and we tried to continue, but could not contain the laughter

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

😂😂😂😂

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

no offense but the way white women finessed their way in regards to distancing themselves from white men in public perception while eating from the same plate is wild. waking up to tweets from white women telling me that “women are the niggers of the world” is a twilight zone like experience

[kingjaffejoffer]

I mean if I speand a bunch of money on a girl, give her a nice time for a couple of days and my roomate smashes her I would hardly be able to charge it to the game, would you ?

You gotta charge that to the game and take the L.

And really, in the grand scheme of things thats a fairly small L to take. 

[drivewayblues]

This is how a lot of moms met y'all dads.

[blackqueerblog]

Mary Turner’s story should be known to everyone. And here’s a link for people who don’t know her story:

https://verysmartbrothas.theroot.com/sayhername-100-years-ago-mary-turner-was-lynched-1826019454

[nevaehtyler]

white boy magic 👮🏻

[jayharvest]

Reblogging for all of them, especially the last one. I live in flint.

[totheonedegree]

[kingjaffejoffer]