[tatooineknights]

Mark Hamill - Mallory: Circumstantial Evidence (1976)

[theideaofhayden]

Why are they always giving him apples to eat?

[tatooineknights]

LUKE SKYWALKER in STAR WARS (1977)

[tatooineknights]

Luke Skywalker — Blep Compilation: 👅

[erosmutt]

LORD HAVE MERCY

[coffincoitus]

a scene must be included PRIOR to sex where the characters READ their birth certificates OUT LOUD so the reader will know they were born on the SAME DATE to avoid any disgusting AGE GAPS

[camille-lachenille]

[wexler]

Carrie Fisher at home, 1980

[under-the-arch]

[christopherleefan]

[patrick-stewart]

Ben Mendelsohn as Orson Krennic ANDOR | 2.11

[jedi-janitor]

Experiencing the writing in Andor after having to tolerate a plethora of shitty Star Wars shows:

[patrick-stewart]

I am hopeful that those of you who know me will vouch for my credibility in the days to come. I stand this morning with a difficult message... ANDOR | 2.09

[peachandpinwheel]

one of the hundred things I love about Andor is that in the end, all the villains were destroyed not in an epic showdown with the rebels or whoever but by the machine that they worked for. syril was a faceless casualty of the genocide he helped create. dedra was done in for putting ambition over conformity to the machine, and she took down partagaz, who essentially created her, along with her. even heert was quite literally killed by his own droid and his own men. all of them were crushed by the wheel they dedicated their lives to keep turning. it's just so deeply deeply satisfying.

[ceruleanphoenix7]

Dedra's downfall is really fascinating to me, because it perfectly encapsulates how an oppressive regime will implement oppressive systems within itself. Dedra is an ambitious woman within a fascist and sexist system. Despite her work ethic, she is still up against that systemic sexism that her male coworkers don't face.

Her line about having to scavenge is a direct callout of how much more work she has to do to prove herself, but it still isn't enough. She still falls. Fascism still consumes her because that's what it does: it eats up anyone who doesn't perfectly conform to its systems and spits out whatever is left.

This is what the show is telling us through Dedra: that it is a failure to believe that success can be achieved through allying yourself to the current regime. No matter what you do, it will come for you. Dedra's ambition fails her and lands her in a Narkina-like prison, where she becomes one of the same detention numbers that she was praised for keeping so high in season 1.

There is no graceful fall for someone like Dedra. It is a sharp decline to ruin and obscurity.

[gil-estel]

LIVE SLUG REACTION???!!

[gil-estel]

YOU'RE KIDDING ME THE SLUG IS GAY??????

[readzilla13]

This line from Han in The Princess, the Scoundrel, and the Farm Boy has me rolling

Like Han, it's been TWENTY YEARS. No, NOT EVEN twenty years. Han you were ALIVE when the Jedi Order was around. My favorite star wars thing is how everyone acts like the Empire has been around for a a crazy long time when it's only been TWENTY YEARS.

[imakuni]

so, they didn’t want players killing kids in the new lego star wars, so they made them immune to friendly fire damage, but they didn’t make them invincible, so now speedrunners are doing extended air combos on them to cross large gaps and climb tall structures. this has been dubbed Child Flight

[digital-meat]

“Sorry kid this will shave 10 minutes off my run”