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@dromie-11114
I will always be an ‘Age of Stars’ glazer it’s the best ending no competition.
Ranni gives The Lands Between freedom to choose their own lives uninfluenced by divine intervention. There’s a chance at a better future for everyone. It’s absolutely stunning visually. You get married to a beautiful woman and become gods together. You have a 1000 year honeymoon in the stars. You even give Marika and Radagon peace, finally letting them rest. It’s the most hopeful ending in my mind
Ranni the Witch
Replaying Baldurs Gate 3 is genuinely impossible sometimes because this game refuses to let me be nice to Wyll it’s insane. He’ll open up to me about something and the only dialogue options I get are 5 variations of “you are a stupid dumb idiot.” And “I don’t care.”
f!Nerevarine and Almalexia toxic yuri okay
Couldn’t be isekai’d into Skyrim I wouldn’t actually do anything I’d just become Windhelms drug dealer and I’d upcharge the Nords
Angry Vehk
painted this to see how much id change their design since the last time i drew them, i wanted to show off their fire halo and the little planets u can see in concept art, then i got bored so uh i went a little crazy with filters and textures.. a little
man this wizard war is fucked somebody just cast Literally a Black Hole In Your City Fuck You over there and I'm still casting Falling Like Gentle Leaves I gotta get the fuck out of there
Imagine being a Drow meeting a human for the first time and his name is Andrew and all you can think is “oh my god they named this guy shit”
Handsome boy. I am really proud of this portrait, yet people seem to prefer the older version for some odd reason.
Guilds ranked by how much internal fucking is going on
10. Dawnguard: none of these people are fucking each other because Isran is weirdly up in everyone's business.
9. Dark Brotherhood: The only ones getting any action are Astrid and Arnbjorn and only because they're married
8. Theives Guild: surprisingly not a lot of sex going on in the sewers of Riften. The members DO fuck, just not each other
7. Companions: I debated where to put them but I feel like the younger ones (Athis, Torvar, Ria, Njada) are definitely all over each other
6. Imperial Legion: analog to the roman legion so you KNOW there's a ton of gay shit going on in there
5. Bards College: like the thieves guild they mostly fuck people outside the college but there is a lot of shit going down in the dorms
4. Stormcloaks: I feel like there's some weird eugenics shit going on with them
3. Volkihar clan: duh
2. Thalmor: definitely some weird eugenics shit going on with them
1. College of Winterhold: these wizards are fucking each other like you wouldn't believe
Purposely left off the blades and the greybeards because ew
I love that the average personality for a drow is the sexiest hottest smartest elf you’ve ever met but they’re also such an annoying prideful bastard that it completely ruins the vibe. No one wants to fuck them because they’re such assholes
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(I haven't finished with the books yet, I'm currently on the 4th one, but here's Drizzt with Guen ♡)
It’s okay if that fictional woman is morally corrupt. You should love her anyways. I know I do
my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless
Proventus Avenicci to Balgruuf when he sends 3 guards and a random bum to kill a dragon
SORRY FOR LIKE SPAMMING YOUR BLOG I hope it's alright!!
Never be afraid to give me internet clout
Morrowind is just having to deal with your former reincarnations shitty polycule breakup It’s so annoying you land in Tamriel’s most homosexual province and immediately get spam emails from the corpse of your dead lover from your past life. You try and get shit done but your wife from like 9 lifetimes ago makes you run errands for her. Vivec is there
