in the garden of the world

Alex / U.K Textile artist and feminist art historian. Chronic illness Queen. ig - @alexdayhey

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Tumblr is the best for showing the escalation of nights out, and I love Rose

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I haven’t posted here in forever, and I don’t think I’m gonna be back here any time soon. If you wanna see me in your phone/internet space pls follow me on insta @alexdayhey 🤗 ily all!!

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I haven’t posted here in forever, and I don’t think I’m gonna be back here any time soon. If you wanna see me in your phone/internet space pls follow me on insta @alexdayhey 🤗 ily all!!

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I haven’t posted here in forever, and I don’t think I’m gonna be back here any time soon. If you wanna see me in your phone/internet space pls follow me on insta @alexdayhey 🤗 ily all!!

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This morning I woke up feeling calm for the first time this year. I found out yesterday that I’ve been given my *career goal* job and I start next month. Everything is going to plan, and I made that happen! Yay!

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Good thing: *happens*

Me: WE GET TO GO TO WAGAMAMAS NOW

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This scene will forever be the most important scene in any movie to me.  This is a little girl who has been told all her life by her parents that she is a mistake and that she is worthless.  This is a little girl whose family life is so horrible that books are her only escape.  This is a little girl whose parents constantly belittle her for reading, the only pleasure in life she has.  And in this scene, this little girl answers very shyly, because she has been conditioned to be embarrassed of her own existence.  At first, she answers slowly, and without making eye contact. And in this scene this little girl is beginning to realize that maybe she is special.  Maybe there are kind people in the world.  Maybe she is worth something.

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It’s also when a lot of boys and girls watching got their sexual awakening when Miss Honey lowered her glasses like that.

[mystthehedgehog]

I just got fucking whiplash and the culprit is injuries-in-dust

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I’m just paraphrasing Mara Wilson herself.

And did this really not do anything to you?

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Pls enjoy this pic of me proud on a bridge, with pals looking proud in the background

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Big stuff is happening, and talking about it here isn’t really part of my ~*process*~ these days. But...things are pretty good!!

[alisonzai]

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I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh...hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

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hey uhhhh has anyone done this yet

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(random discordant whistling and record scratches)

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David Tennant Characters Ranked by How Slutty They Were

Tenth Doctor

10/10 (hehe)

Perfect slut. Fucked the Virgin Queen. Snogged Madame de Pompadour. Flirts with everyone.

Casanova

1000/10

World’s Greatest Lover. A sub. I don’t think this one needs too much explanation.

Peter Vincent

10000/10

Only wears leather. Shirtless half the movie. Kissed Anton Yelchin for no reason (okay I would too). Had a bunch of vampires crawling all over him in a slutty manner. Had fake vampire ladies crawling all over him for his tv show. Lives in Las Vegas.

Alec Hardy

1/10

Not a slut, but I’m giving him 1 point for when he awkwardly asked the hotel lady if she wanted to “stay with him” one night.

Peter Carlisle

100/10

Cuckolded David Morrissey. Sang and fucked at the same time. A lot of slutty dancing and singing. Slutty cop.

Scrooge McDuck

1000000000/10

Where do you think he actually got all that cash🤔. Has a money fetish. Got a tail that just won’t stop.

(This post is unfinished and will be completed by @sapphicprinceofice)

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First of all, I can’t believe you looped me into your shit.  Secondly:

Hamlet

Always three seconds away from fucking either Horatio or Ophelia depending on the scene.  He knew exactly what he was doing when he picked those outfits

100/10

Richard II

Kissed not one, but two (2) men, and was surrounded by a heard of boy toys.  Nails and hair always on point.  Those robes were Gucci

1,000/10

Benedick

JORTS

10,000/10

Crowley

His thighs give off the same energy as a college girl who got wasted off of three (3) Smirnoff Ices and tried to teach the only gay guys at the party how to drop ass in heels secretly hoping that one of them will make out with her... And that's just his thighs

100,000/10

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Glesga. (x)

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I hope Tumblr knows the UK has a new prime minister who has been openly racist in the past and was voted to be our leader by 0.15% of the population. The system is broken burn it all down

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This is our new leader Boris Johnson. He has said the following in the past:

In relation to burkas: “I would go further and say that it is absolutely ridiculous that people should choose to go around looking like letter boxes …  a female student turned up at school or a university lecture looking like a bank robber”

In relation to gay marriage: “If gay marriage was OK – and I was uncertain on the issue – then I saw no reason in principle why a union should not be consecrated between three men, as well as two men, or indeed three men and a dog.”

In relation to the BBC promoting equality for gay people: “must be a spoof”

Other homophobic remarks I don’t want to type.

There is more he has attacked different nationalities and been sexist which is just a google search away.  

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He’ll fit right in with trump at the official meetings

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I was boutta say he looks and sounds like British Trump

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For an uncanny amount of time after arriving in the UK, I assumed he was some kind of celebrity for some reason. I was absolutely gobsmacked to find out he was a real actual politician.

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Plus; also referred to the investigation of historical sex abuse as ‘spaffing money up the wall’