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[thecrippledvampire]

Commissions

Hello!!

I am now taking commissions again. But no longer at my emergency discount.

Additionally:

$5 for each additional character

$2 for simple scenes

$8 for complex scenes

Will do:

Humanoid

Robots

Dolls

Ref designs

DND characters

OCs

Fictional characters

Suggestive/NSFW

Shitpost/meme art

Won't do:

Mecha/Gundam esque robots

Animals/Furry (no judgement! I just don't think I can do your awesome characters justice)

Real people (The only exception is if you are commissioning something of yourself or a friend or partner, etc)

Pretty much any of the isms, ists, or phobias.

Certain kinks (not yucking anyone's yum, but I do have my personal limits)

If you have any questions please don't hesitate to ask!!

Putting some recent examples of my work under the cut!

[befuddled-calico-whump]

all night long

[whumpie-comforts]

Whumper/Carewhumper who realized they pushed Whumpee too far. Maybe Whumpee has been stoic this entire time and now just won't stop sobbing. Maybe Whumpee was defiant and now is just... complacent. Maybe there was something Whumpee always cared about, a comfort object or person, and now when Whumper tries to tempt them with it Whumpee just shakes their head. Especially good with a Whumper or Carewhumper who thought that what they were doing was best for Whumpee, but now they very clearly pushed them too far.

[zedd-undead]

Whumper posing with Whumpees drugged, bruised, tied up body like how modern hunters pose with dead deer

[gay-lien-from-space]

Hello fanfiction community,

Just wanted to bring to your attention that the term whump was actually coined by the Stargate fandom specifically to describe making this guy suffer. He is the original Mr. Whump (no that's not his actual name). That's how torturable this guy is.

Everyone say mean things about him.

Here is a non exhaustive list of what he goes through in canon btw:

His parents get crushed to death right in front of him when he is a kid

He is forced to relive the memory of his parents death countless times

He dies and gets resurrected

His wife gets possessed

He fails to save her and she dies in his arms

He dies and gets resurrected again

He gets infected by a virus that makes him act crazy and gets put in an insane asylum

He dies and gets resurrected again

His ex gets possessed

He is exposed to a lethal dose of radiation

He dies and ascends to a higher plane, then gets kicked out of the higher plane and his memory is wiped

He gets kidnapped by a princess

He gets kidnapped by a fish alien

He gets kidnapped and tortured by some terrorists

He gets kidnapped and tortured by another alien

He is driven to insanity by an alien device

He dies and gets resurrected again

He dies and gets resurrected again

[fonthoura]

The one true character of all time, the suffering he must endure for us to be well fed. And I can't tell you how much this list cuts out, the SA, the other numerous deaths, the tortures, the addiction... He truly has done it all.

[thecrippledvampire]

Hey y'all!

Just a heads up that I am rebranding a little bit more than I thought I would lol

As a little joke to myself I'm now using the handle TheCrippledVampire (and variations upon for side blogs) This will also be my socials on other platforms as possible.

[silver-bunnyspell]

Do you ever want to just practice anatomy and get carried away? I certainly do The character is my oc Isidore Toller from my fanfiction What You Deserve!

[whumpwithbean]

first art fight attack!!! posting it here rather than the art side blog for. reasons. thank u for letting me have temporary custody of your blorbos @nightyknightingale :3

[cripplingthevampire]

Yeeeeees >:3

I absolutely love how they turned out! The uncannily look on Ivantie and the *rage* in Finn's expression are just soooo good!!

[a-crumb-of-whump]

Content: Gags, captivity.

Whumpee is often left gagged when Whumper isn't around. After a while, they start to chew and bite it. Is it out of boredom? Anxiety? Something else? Who knows, but it drives Whumper up the wall because they're having to replace equipment every few months.

[whumperofworlds]

Whumper: Whumpee, are you chewing on the gag again?

Whumpee: *chews their gag faster*

[phoenixthegreat101]

rescued! Living Weapon who thinks that they died and went somewhere better

so I was scrolling through Whump (as you do) and I had this idea of a Living Weapon who was rescued, but they think that they died.

like:

LW is found barely conscious on the battlefield, breathing shallow and almost dead

Team brings them back to base, heals them and what not

LW seeing Caretaker when they wake up and they think Caretaker is an angel

They knew they died on that battlefield. They felt their life pouring out through the hole in their armour, the blackness creeping in on their vision, the quiet stillness and silence that followed.

All they know is that they are finally free from the torment of their handlers/owners/whatever, and now they don’t have to worry

You can’t be hurt if you’re dead, right?

And so they actually recover well, thinking that now they are in Heaven or some other, better place away from the carnage of their past life, which now just seems like a horrible dream.

The Team are angels to them, there to help and heal them, and Caretaker is of course their angel

And so imagine the horror and pain they feel when they see one of their handlers brought in for questioning

And the crushing reality that they are still alive and their old tormentors are still around

Idk man I’m not good at whump.

[the-vampire-roaming-the-woods]

"I'm not good at at whump" says after dropping the best mental image ever

[elgrajaz]

[herbert-west]

surgery is so intimate like what do you mean im gonna be naked and asleep on a table while surrounded by a group of people who are responsible for my very life. kind of sexual. i mean who said that

[luxfuxxvii]

having chronic pain is a blessing when youre trying to write humorous injury scenarios. i have a line for every type of symptom, ready to take the edge off with jokes and snark. most of them are things ive said before.

pupils are big and theyre out of it?

"are you high??" "yeah. on cortisol."

sharp shooting pain?

"its like i have a funny bone in every muscle, and theyre all mad at me." "oh my god—"

bout to pass out?

"the floor sounds so nice right now." "what?" *thump*

knees giving out???

"down i go." *wobbles and clutches the nearest available surface*

heavy bruises that limit movement???

"this annoying." "what is?" "the pain." ".... most people would say that hurts." "uh, duh. and thats whats annoying."

open gunshot/stab wound???

*putting pressure to stop the oozing blood through gritted teeth* "get back in your hole."

got hit by a car??

*calling friends on the way to the emergency room, shaking, trying to be chill* "uh, hey, so. i got hit by a car." "WHAT???? OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY????" "we'll see i guess." "WHAT—" "we're here, gotta go. text you later." *end call*

[cripplingthevampire]

must've been the wind

[whack-a-clown]

Whumpee with powers who was trained without proper protective gear for those powers. Gear that is, normally, common sense to give someone who is starting to use their powers.

Instead, whumpee was taught that the scars and injuries gained from using their powers would be worth it in the long run. Thst scars and pain, and possibly nerve damage, would stack up like calluses and provide more resistance, like getting calluses on your fingertips when learning an acoustic guitar.

Unfortunately it did not work that way, lack of protection and precaution around whumpee’s magic left them with lasting damage.

Imagine the surprise when whumpee’s new mentor finds out about this. Imagine their shock when whumpee insists they don’t need it, or worse, weren’t even aware those precautions ever existed.

[pvtashby]

Big fan of whumpers who have a designated “fixer.” Any time Whumpee needs patching up, it’s who they go to.

Especially when fixer is kind of uncertain about their position as such. They don’t think too hard about how they basically just treat Whumpee enough to be beaten again. And fixer isn’t too happy about the job, but it pays, and if they weren’t doing it, someone worse would be.

Whumper rarely has the decency to call and give a heads up. Fixer tends to open their front door to see Whumpee on their hands and knees, Whumper demanding “Fix them.” No elaboration, unless the problem bothers Whumper (like Whumpee being too tired or in too much pain to beg, appease whumper, or apologize for whatever trivial wrong they’ve committed).

[theguiltywriter]

I need more living weapons having crazy reflexes. catching shit, adjusting, deflecting, etc without flinching or even seeming to process what is going on. and like, in mundane ways specifically ! catching someone from falling or slipping, deflecting things, etc.

idk I've just been watching a lot of compilations of people having good or weird reflexes and I need to see / hear about this more with living weapons because they probably would have really excellent, if not superhuman, reflexes.

[theguiltywriter]

thinking about kaey having excellent reflexes. thinking about him being a parent and a pet owner and having those reflexes translate really well into caring for living things.

I think there's a lot you can do with it too. is the living weapon surprised ? are they embarrassed ?

[chiswhumpcorner]

I love this!! the casual hypercompetence in mundane situations...

I raise you: living weapon is sincerely perplexed at how clumsy and distracted everyone else is.

People find it somewhere between endearing and annoyingly smug of them. Until living weapon reacts utterly baffled at the notion anyone could *not* constantly be hyperaware of their surroundings and primed to react to every possible incoming danger at all times.

Their cool, excellent reflexes were always fueled by hypervigilance.