[yasbxxgie]

“It was shoulders backs, titties first!” – Jenifer Lewis

[faith-undisclosed]

How can you not love her? All the respect for this glorious woman.

[musicheri]

I want such confidence 😩

[iwishiwascreative]

Guys my cat is so polite

[yeahishipitbitch]

Fun fact: My cat does this too and I was curious as to why so I asked the vet. Apparently your cat is hearing the stutter in your heart beat caused by the sneeze and is making sure you’re okay.

[sentimental-apathy]

[nochillscientist-deactivated201]

Bc we have the audacity to wake them up but not actually die

[my-name-is-life]

[lovely-kittens-blog-blog]

[ruinedchildhood]

[thepigeongazette]

did they include falling pandas AND kittens?

[droppedjem]

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged

[fithoneys]

[mariposa-nena-deactivated201911]

I’m the screaming at the last second

[queerandbrown]

cuz im strong

[reverendrowdy]

I’m actually hype it’s a female globetrotter

[starlightandtears]

She need a wife?

[sydsliftingface]

YALL THIS AINT EVEN THE BEST PART. WATCH HER PROPOSE TO HER FIANCE. THEYRE GETTING MARRIED IN A WEEK!!!!

A post shared by ACE 🏀Harlem Globetrotters #1 (@crissa_ace) on Dec 4, 2017 at 5:14pm PST

[sydsliftingface]

UPDATE: this is their wedding!!

A post shared by ACE 🏀Harlem Globetrotters #1 (@crissa_ace) on Dec 18, 2017 at 8:20am PST

[imjusvibin-deactivated20210925]

Awe this is too dope! 😍

[droppedjem]

My friend: what're you smiling about ;)

Me: nothing

My head: tutant meenage neetle teetles

[frozen-felix]

[vergeangst]

Why can’t I stop watching this

[vergeangst]

I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing

[xxfluffypandazxx]

He l p m e

[vergeangst]

I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING

[thequarkside]

Everyone is familiar with Jupiter’s great red spot, but did you know Jupiter also has a series of smaller white storms called pearls? Currently there are 8, but anywhere between 6-9 of them have been witnessed over the last three decades. Pretty cool, right?

[pussysista-deactivated20170521]

[beylenciaga]

it’s not a fanfic until the dress hugs her curves perfectly, his eyes scan the crowd and find her and their tongues battle for dominance

[sadnegro]

what’s the biggest lesson ya’ll folks learned in 2017?

[gullahch1ld]

Everyone serves a purpose in your life and to accept when their season in your life has come to an end.

[redleadr-moved]

person: *insults my coping mechanisms*

me:

[reportnob]

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

wonder who the culprit is

[eroscestlavie]

oh my god..a bread boy 

[bugonearth]

a crime of passion

[jamesvin-varsity]

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How am I supposed to give this bird back to his owner when we’re starting a temptations cover band?