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[real-language-facts]

masquerade (noun) - a lemonade made out of masks

[baradragon]

[legalizegay]

Must watch

[capacity]

This could save the world you know

[beboots]

[antivan-surana]

@eazzy--pink

[swagophile]

they led me to water once and i drank a bunch. i was thristy. it was easy for me. i think horses are just lame

[apolladay]

Vote for whatever digit is at the end of the current vote count. Let's equalise this.

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Remaining time: 6 days 10 hours

[passcode-mk1]

@statistical-distr-of-polls Where do you think this one is going?

[statistical-distr-of-polls]

Shape: (Approximately) Uniform!

[sebright]

Dragons! Including a speculative evolution for the Applin line bc it's a fave of mine

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[teaboot]

Why do you become mutuals with random people?

This is the follow random people website

[hotgirlmeg]

[dhulfaqar]

@sawed-on-shotgun

[blemgoid]

my stepson loves helping me with chores

[timberland-4-16-players]

just put my joint out on the open mind of a child searing it and instantly destroying his ability to dream or imagine. sad but i don't care

[fuck-customers]

Oranges are looking mighty odd this year.

[eixd-deactivated20150710]

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

[thesassycat]

did you google how to take a screen shot

[dosmeow]

I’ve been seeing a lot of Scooby Doo on my dash lately. My friend discovered what he describes as “Shaggy eviscerating an ape”

[bumpscosity]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly

[valmillion]

i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn

[honeylemony]

Rough out there for bisexual Alex