Deconvolve The Functioid

Cephalophore. 30s. They/them. Somebody please help me 100% "Logical Journey of the Zoombinis"

[cpericardium]

[tomhoppusdelonge]

[shaking my phone violently] everyone wake up it’s time to play blogs >:(

[vancouver-lord-goldeneyes]

So is Roque finally getting the invite tonight or

[fallout-lou-begas]

i cannot even begin to describe how load bearing this video has been for my mental health lately. thank you macho man randy savage. i'll get over it but not really

[fallout-lou-begas]

like i don't think people understand. it's affirming. it genuinely is. whatever you're dealing with or whatever you went through may not ever really go away. but you can manage it. you can survive it. you can live anyway. you'll get over it but not really. you'll be back. the emotion and the burning desire that you have inside you right now wiyull☝️ continyeough

[fallout-lou-begas]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[wowwforever]

music jon bois plays before revealing the Arizona Cardinals didn't make the playoffs

[schakira]

the commander's silly rabbit..........

[demilypyro]

government agent: *closing door* okay I'm gonna describe some scenarios and I want you to say how you'd resolve any perceived issues

me handcuffed to desk: uh okay

agent: a love triangle consisting of a man and two women who both desire him

me: the girls should team up to forcefem the guy and then become a throuple

agent: a love triangle consisting of two men who both desire the same woman

me: their rivalry is resolved when the girl introduces both to estrogen. they then become a throuple

agent: a man and a woman in a heterosexual relationship

me: the man is an egg just waiting to crack

agent: two men kissing

me: t4t yuri

agent: a man by himself

me: woman

agent: holy fucking shit

[beanytuesday]

The Comic Store (from 2019)

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

I’m weirdly good at giving handjobs.

[pride-knightess]

I'm only normal good at them 😔

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

Damn.

It’s okay.

We can all get freakier.

[tutt3rs]

under utilized comic gimmick is super big text bubble filled with very few words/just one word

[tutt3rs]

like this

[dragon-in-a-fez]

can someone turn the lights on in that jpeg

[aigeneratedfish-deactivated2026]

yea

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[errrrmmmmmmmmmmm-deactivated202]

Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw

get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,

[bak3lite]

[xantchaslegacy]

[errrrmmmmmmmmmmm-deactivated202]

Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw

get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,

[haaarpb]

inspired

[amazoogle]

this is the kind of thing that those of us without Girlfriend Who Welds must resort to. yeah it's pretty freaking yucky, right? but do you see us complaining? yes. for example right now

[amazoogle]

you're thinking "why didnt you use an L bracket on the inside corner motherfucker. that'd've looked way cleaner you motherfucker you" oh you sweet summer child. you are a child and you were born in the summer, which is the most naïve kind of person to be, i guess. that's obvious to me because you don't realize how far away the store is. it's farther than you'd think. many describe it as "kinda far" or even "a little out of the way". i once knew a guy who went to the store and didn't come back till later that day. you don't know what it's like

[twistcmyk]

art block