No Fun Allowed

He/it. Perceive me as an entity/thing. Thank you. Pan/poly

[sanguinewolves]

the 5 love languages: song recommendations, parallel play, talking about The Character, offering to kill each other’s parents, gifting little trinkets

[beardedmrbean]

[theegosystem-deactivated2024012]

the worst is wanting to create and create and create but being trapped in a body that is so so so so tired

[izzy444angel]

this is me all day

[feedeekate]

Slutty cow print clothes being sold only in sizes that wouldn't fit on a fat bitch is some kinda twisted structurally enforced stolen valor type shit.

[effemimaniac]

walking 30 minutes just to suck dick call me the horseless headman

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

sending "?" to represent myself tilting my head like a dog

[sexboobomb]

sending "!" to represent myself perking up w/ my ears/tail like a dog that just saw you grab the leash

[everythingfox]

crumch

[freakoutgirl]

Newtons 4th law is that for every "it's so over" there's an equal and opposite "we're so back"

[i-say-nothing]

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[freakoutgirl]

[everythingfox]

The demon is hungry

[ugimoroz]

😔

[gurl-blunt]

god forbid men have sweaty anonymous sex in a public restroom

[cummunistbussy]

[hornybearliker]

BUT it doesn't say that a truck driver can't bring a non truck driver in there. Loophole?

[roadhogsbigbelly]

[kalgalen]

you're not ascending to godhood you're just dehydrated

[podcastwizard]

outta my way gayboy i'm boutta liberate my divine self from this mortal shell

[podcastwizard]

hopital

[midnitemakrel]

God didn't give me a dick cause he knew I'd be abusing that thang. Call me mourning wood the way I'd be fucking trees

[midnitemakrel]

BOY THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO SAVE AS A DRAFT

[cipheramnesia]

[markatoto]

Grabs you by the scruff

UNHAND ME YOU CRETIN

[everythingfox]

He did a wall run

[s-lycopersicum]

PoV: you are treasure or perhaps a mimic

[s-lycopersicum]

[jinsei-pika-pika]