dog of the future

it is what it is

[innerchildabortionclinic]

under my feminist dictatorship every unexpected pregnancy trope applied to women in fanfic ends in abortion until morale improves

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

My cloister hurts

[appleseason]

are you a fascinating creature?

Yea LOL They Put Me In Test Tupes And Shit

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[log6]

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

[luulapants]

Wait hold on what was that

[orteil42]

what if you died in the 13th century BC and when your soul is weighed they dock you points for squandering your potential and never fulfilling your life's true calling (roblox vtuber)

[dogpuppy]

[mrsandman42069]

[o-ceti]

love this incomprehensible comment on that vid I just reblogged

[mr-deep-downer]

does weighted clothing work or is Rock Lee a liar

[cutsofguiltcutsdeeper]

everything that happened in naruto is real

[skarchomp]

aroace austin powers: do i make you nothing baby

[hapalopus]

Death by a thousand $10 purchases

[segamascott]

[deep-state-partisan]

[ovur]

And he is still ugly as fuck

[relelvance]

He should get a bob with the bang

[capacity]

And a bbl

[yassmines]

and a fox eye lift from the scalp

[cuteratgirl]

OKAYYYY

[tyrianluda]

[theehorsepusssy]

[11thsense]

Those fanfic type stories people write where the plot is like “I picked up a stray cat off the street and it turned into a sexy man?!” R so funny cause if I found a cute cat and spent a week taking care of it and being like aw ur my baby now just for that cat to turn into a man that shit would piss me clean off…I might even kill him