Never mistake attraction for Affection

Instagram: sevvanjan “There are those who say that life is like a book, with chapters for each event in your life and a limited number of pages on which you can spend your time. But I prefer to think that a book is like a life, particularly a good one, which is well to worth staying up all night to finish.”Lemony Snicket

[artndetails]

countryside life. x

[casgirl]

This tweet has prevented more eating disorders than any public health campaign ever has

[finalgrrrl]

i dont get the people in the notes to this saying its too mean because from experience when you're in the depth of an eating disorder and brag to everyone about how little you eat you need to get a reality check not to be babied.....participating in diet culture IS laughable stay mad

[homoluigi]

[ancientsstudies]

Musée Jacquemart-André by Anne Orion.

[justnoodlefishthings]

new gender just dropped

[bellefyre]

Gender:

[nessa007]

me when i’m just trying to scroll through this dumb app and it randomly scrolls back 20 posts and loses my place

[christianstepmoms]

My awful son Skuncely asked me for help with his homework tonight what the hell is this crap

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I claimed Jesus in a roleplay server and I was really bummed that for the next 3 days I couldn’t use him.

[gotta-bail-my-quails-archive]

pretty sure in Catholic canon Jesus went to hell in those three days so guess what (:

[one-time-i-dreamt]

HE WHAT

[nurseryontherock]

It’s called the Harrowing of Hell and it is a part of catholic mythology! The idea is that while Christ was dead for three days, he went to hell and just kinda…whooped ass until he came back.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

He girlbossed his way out of that one, methinks

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

[themarchingbeetle]

[papercutsofawriter]

how can I gain a cow's respect dm me

[deadnotdreaming]

[yugirimistwalker]

[enchantedengland]

Fairy tale woodland in west Dorset (@thewildwoodmoth IG)

[lemonmancer]

I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favourite

[catchymemes]

[debellatis]

This is.... Absurdly cute. What the fuck.

[gallusrostromegalus]

It's worth noting that the reason the beaver wants the water to be deeper in the first place is that the Beaver is using the deep water as a pantry:

All summer and fall, beavers gather up branches with the leaves they actually eat, and store it in the deep end of the Pond, where the cold water and limited oxygen keep the leaves fresh all winter, so when it's negative 20 outside, a beaver can take a dip out of it's lodge, grab some refrigerated leaves in the (relatively) warmer water and go back to it's cozy little nap hole while everything else is out there suffering and eating bark or the like.

So it's less "there's a leak in my house" and more "OH SHIT THE FRIDGE!!"

[catchymemes]

[etherea1ity]

Views from Mountain Hostel, Gimmelwald, Switzerland. ( via )

[vangoghcore]

by freddychristensen

[pacey-grey]

I made a baby blanket for a pregnant woman at work and I went back and forth about it like “is this weird? To like hand make something for someone when we’re like friendly acquaintances not like bffs. God why are you so fucking awkward.” Anyway I gave it to her and she said she loved it and in the back of my head I’m like yea she’s nice and probably just humoring the weirdo. Well she texted me a picture this weekend of a scrunchy faced newborn at the hospital wrapped in the blanket I made her. And I’m like. Wow. She loved it so much she took it with her! To the hospital! To give birth! She wrapped her newborn it! I am just so filled with love and joy right now.

People will love the things you make them. Because you thought of them and you cared.

[jooferslannister-deactivated202]

[glixbitch]

I JUST CHECKED THIS IS REAL IM SCREAMING

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

When you’ve spent 92 years on this earth with the name “Dick Van Dyke” and you’re only just now hearing the dumbest possible joke about it.

[lizluvscupcakes]