Shoot. Shovel. Shut up.

(underconstructin' rp blog for deadwood’s canary jane .) "I'm Canary Jane your ignorant cunt self was misinformed. I drink.. SO whats it to ya?"

[drunkenlegend]

[ WOAHHHH I'M DRUNK! ]

[drunkenlegend]

“…..BETTER than fuckin’ ever, I always SAY!”

[pillarofman-archive-blog]

Rhys looks down to the woman on the ground and nods. “aye can see yer pride is in tact but what about yer fuckin’ body?”

[drunkenlegend]

Jane gives a look at him like he's grown two heads. "well, aren't you a smart fuckin' fellow! My body's been down the shitter--! but that ain't none of your business's!"

[pillarofman-archive-blog]

“Oi…You alright?”

[drunkenlegend]

“.....BETTER than fuckin’ ever, I always SAY!”

[bella-union-bastard-blog]

Fuck it’s boring here now. drunkenlegend curlymustachioeddevil michaeldecoolperson where you at boo

[drunkenlegend]

eyes-of-oberon

"WELL THEN LOCK UP and SOBER THEFUCK UP IS what I always say!"

[kuutamosonaatti]

[drunkenlegend]

Deadwood 2.03: New Money | written by Elizabeth Sarnoff

[rosenotroads]

[nothing-isxforgiven]

SAY you're cute, lets share a beer.

"Don’t do beer. But I’ll settle for a nice glass of whiskey with ya."

[nothing-isxforgiven]

"Well they also say bad men can never go good, but I’ve proved that wrong."

[drunkenlegend]

"Like ya redempt'd yourself? Now that's rich. In this day n' age."

[she calls the bartender for a bottle and swigs the whole thing.]

[drunkenlegend]

[[WOOPS A PEPPER REPLY GOT ON HERE.]]

[projxctalice]

Alice glanced down at the woman, rolling her eyes slightly before firing at the oncoming hoard. She knew that she wouldn’t be able to take them all down, so she rushed to pick the woman up and carried her into a storage cupboard. The brunette put her onto the floor, then bought some water out and tipped some over her face.

 ”Hey, you awake? C’mon, time to get up.”

[drunkenlegend]

"I waz meanin' to just get stranded in the middle of fuckin' no where.. but that works..."

She opened her blurry eyes, near puking from the change of dynamics.  In a zombie apocalyptic world like this, Jane probably would've fled in the middle of no where... By horse... While drunk. She shook her head and spat the water. "The hell's all this about?"

[nothing-isxforgiven]

SAY you're cute, lets share a beer.

"Don’t do beer. But I’ll settle for a nice glass of whiskey with ya."

[nothing-isxforgiven]

"And I don’t usually let the ladies pay. This ones on me darlin’."

[drunkenlegend]

".... ...Ya serious? An' they say Chivarly kicked the bucket."

[She sits up and bows.]

[nothing-isxforgiven]

SAY you're cute, lets share a beer.

"Don’t do beer. But I’ll settle for a nice glass of whiskey with ya."

[drunkenlegend]

"Say uh, I don’t usually fling this way but Joanie’s off teachin’ school children, I’m bored as fuck, AND SO Whiskey It’ll be…”

[Slams a dime on the counter]

[thotslayer69-deactivated2014062]

[projxctalice]

 ”It’d probably be a good idea to duck now.”

[drunkenlegend]

"--Helllll, ya must be twice as drunk than yours truly t' be wavin' dat around..."    [Ducks and collapses]

[unclefather]

Reblog if you’re a true 90s kid and you remember this tumblr

[drunkenlegend]

DRUNK-N-LEGENDARY ---> THATSFFFFUCKED

[chez-ami-madam-blog]

"It’s almost 4 in the evenin’ Jane. You alright? You’ve been passed out for quite some time now."

[drunkenlegend]

“'Bout time ya showed up… … ‘Scuse me, I might’ve burped.” The bumbling Jane pulls herself up off her ass. “Joanie— What, where, how—?”

[chez-ami-madam-blog]

"I found you layin’ in the street and Mose tried to help me pick ya up and move you to my place." she replied.  "Come on, lets get you cleaned up."

[drunkenlegend]

"OH DID HE NOW..." She felt nauseous, her whole body weighing over. "Hope I didn't throw up on ya, Joanie..." She held her for balance, tipping her hat.

[chez-ami-madam-blog]

"It’s almost 4 in the evenin’ Jane. You alright? You’ve been passed out for quite some time now."

[drunkenlegend]

"'Bout time ya showed up... ... 'Scuse me, I might've burped." The bumbling Jane pulls herself up off her ass. "Joanie-- What, where, how--?"