[st-pam]

[druddigon]

this was for an aquarium

[unculturedmag]

Ron Hicks - Café Kiss

[nbamlb]

IS THIS ALLOWED??

[caralhizada]

[cursedimagez]

[zackisontumblr]

hell

[griffys]

What's wrong with grandpa??

he lied in bed for thirty years or whatever the fuck. while his daughter struggled to put food on the table. but then!!!! ohhh then! charlie gets a golden ticket and all the sudden that jackalope is hopping around the shack like he’s fuckin simone biles. i hate him i hate that free loader i hope he busts a hip and falls into the chocolate river

[adhdwerewolfgf]

mr sandman

man me a sand

[thesylverlining]

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

[coinfarts]

I’m fine with my gas

[africanaquarian]

I’m sorry you all had to watch your father steal the light from your mother.

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

[literaryreference]

The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

[selena-soto]

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

[theanti90smovement]

[cametobrazil]

[boota]

[unclefather]

facebook users: buy this makeup that i sell

instagram users: try this flat tummy tea

tumblr users: 

[mjalti]

I really … don’t know what the mom expected… I really do not

[manrepellent]

[socialnetworkhell]

Women: I would prefer to be with a man who doesn’t abuse me, isn’t an addict, doesn’t cheat, bathes Journalist: WHAT A BRUTAL LIST OF DEMANDS

[memewhore]