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there are four human activities and they are crafting, stories, math, and fucking around. whatever you're doing is at least one of those four.

drunkenwhalers

Minecraft is all four btw

in honor of the AO3 April fools joke I will be reading nothing but omega shane fics the entire day

#it’s what he would have wanted #shut up ellie #ao3 #hollanov #heated rivalry

a-gentle-yoink

same

youmissedthememo

They’re not allowed to like posts about them being married actually

casadelanime

me showing the doctor where to amputate my leg as i ready the tourniquet

#referenced this post to my fwb the other day and had to find it #all time favorite post #so yes I’m reblogging myself

micromontage

that post that goes Actually we need those hipsters who listen to bands nobody has ever heard of

#well yes!

If Heated Rivalry came out a decade earlier there would be punk/pastel edits of both of them on my dash is all I am saying

#and we all know who would be typecasted as what LMAO #a simpler time on here but I don’t know if it was a better time #I sometimes miss being kind of popular on the blog I had back then when I was 14 #but not the drama holy shitttt #heated rivalry #hollanov

the worst part about my decision to get back into writing heated rivalry fic & dragon age fic is knowing that my coworker is on here SOMEWHERE and I can’t bare the idea of looking her in the eyes knowing that she might have somehow seen porn I wrote on her dash

#genuinely my worst nightmare #she showed me the amount of kudos she had on one fic today without showing me the name #and it was a LOT #so there is also this element of knowing there’s a high chance my sort by kudos ass has read one of her fics #anyways I’m hoping to pump out a Vegas fic in the coming weeks stay tuned #shut up ellie #also as a side note idk if she fucks with me or not because I’m still very new & I think I annoyed the fuck out of her today #so alas

jay-wasstuff

important-animal-images

moniquill

'Borrowing the Tiger's Majesty' by Yuzu Kato

I think the best part of me having done a Disney college program is the awe my preschool students seem to have when I jokingly tell them that Mickey Mouse used to be my boss

#was really funny when a kid asked me if I knew Pluto and had flashbacks to my shortly lived situationship with a guy in entertainment #like yes unfortunately very well NOW HOW ABOUT GOODNIGHT MOON!!!#shut up ellie

the only thing I need from Unrivaled is for them to actually name the Detroit team because it is hockey town for fucks sake

#shut up ellie #heated rivalry #unrivaled #I never post here but ayyy

asthedeathoflight

"its so sad that everyone who knew how to do film lighting or cinematography died in 2017" 🚨WRONG🚨 They are working on canadian government funded yaoi

eveningcolor

lustcannibalism

hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all

my brain has been consumed by dbf Joel

#If anyone knows of any good fics/discords lmk #dbf!joel #shut up ellie

milk5

Masculinity is under attack they want us to stop reviving ancient hypermysogynist nationalist warrior culture that never existed

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