k.

lol.

[satan-offical]

okay officals who weren't terminated raise your hand ✋

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

chat im making an officalverse fic who should i include? (i am of course the main antagonist, because im fucking evil) (at least one of the protagonists will be @real-love-offical) Tags below cut because im desperate (Sorry) (also doesn't HAVE to be an offical lol, but calling it the officalverse fic makes it easier to market lol)

@b0red-artist-13-offical @no-one-offical @raichu-enthusiast @evil-lemon-shark-offical @evil-man-offical @toaster-waffle-offical @tjthetyrant @turtlesarecats @thesnifffff @the-king-of-beans-officalking-of-beans-offical

[normal-offical]

hi. -@drytexter-offical

Hi, Drytexter Offical. You Seem Like A Normal Guy.

[drytexter-offical]

yep.

[joseph-seed-offical]

Officalverse. Despite all that you have done, you are not beyond salvation. You're not here by accident or chance.

@no-one-offical @evilpineapple-offical @breadcrumb-offical @salamander-offical @retiredsupremeleader-offical @someone-official @burning-britain-official @assistant-offical @snom-offical @garlic-bread-cult-offical @garlic-bread-stans

[coffee-shop-offical]

Welcome to the Officalverse, Joseph. But I should warn you. We were first gathered under Satan. None of us wish for salvation. We wish only to be the brightest fire

[joseph-seed-offical]

You'll still be cleansed. Eden's Gate is not here to take your life- but to give it.

[no-one-offical]

Not another one

[drytexter-offical]

k. (wait. if satan technically started this, basically creating the officalverse, wouldent that make us all hellspawn? on second thoughts, that makes sense. )

[doxxer-offical]

HEY EVERYONE IT'S ME

I have become OFFICALLY OVERWHELMED by the Big Quiz (there are almost like 75 APPLICATIONS which feels like A LOT considering I have to PROFILE each person and figure out what kind of FREAKING WEDDING CAKE they would like etc.) and so I PROMISE I will get to you I swear I AM just TAKING A BREAK AND feel very STRESSED right now with SCHOOL and SPORT and MUSIC and then THIS! :D I DO NOT want to let you DOWN.

THANK YOU ALL for your PARTICIPATION. I PROMISE you will get added EVENTUALLY. THANK YOU for all your SUPPORT. You are all AWESOME. I am SORRY I am talking like this.

Be back SOON. Probably in A FEW DAYS or maybe even A WEEK. I am VERY SORRY.

[drytexter-offical]

all good.

(mod: take ur time!)

[doxxer-offical]

ALL RIGHT GUYS HERE IT IS:

Made by yours truly @doxxer-offical. Make sure to follow ME and the offical you get on tumblr. Also pls don't kill me if you don't get who y

I'll add more people but I can only add so many okay pls help and send in question ideas!! Thanks all <3

[drytexter-offical]

ao3-offical nice.

[comic-sans-offical]

fahhh

[drytexter-offical]

YES KINGGG

[doxxer-offical]

OFFICALVERSE! It is time I call upon you. Would any of you like to be options (results) for my uquiz 'What member of the officalverse are you?'

There are no rules for application!!! well actually, there is one - you have to follow me /silly

Anyways, let me know (comment or reblog saying it) and I'll add you to the quiz. Don't worry, I promise your location won't be involved. Reblog to get this out there.

EDIT: I am currently not taking anyone else as of 2/3/26 EST 6AM as I have a LOT to add but when I am done there will be more.

EDIT 2: You can still say you want to be in it now, I'll add you to the list and get to you eventually (no time frame given :D).

EDIT 3 - I have like 50-100 applications, unfortunately I can't guarantee I'll even be able to add you to the quiz if you go now as of 6/3/26 EST 7AM

Okay the list of people I have to add is as follows:

@satan-offical, @garlic-bread-offical, @good-listener-offical, @zenin-maki-offical, @fay-offical, @helpmemiku (special guest), @lemon-offical, @obsesseddemonlord-offical, @purple-people-eater-offical, @aliencatoffical, @the-king-of-beans-offical, @oppossum-offical, @ao3-offical, @evil-duck-offical, @compy-offical, @holloween-offical, @spotify-offical, @ib-offical, @somebody-offical, @cat-offical, @mcdonalds-darcy-offical, @music-offical, @seedling-offical, @officalverse-tournaments-offical, @can-tab-eater-offical, @void-offical, @god-the-offical, @archangel-raphael-offical, @the-holy-ghost-offical, @archangel-uriel-offical, @archangel-michael-offical, @archangel-gabriel-offical, @adhd-offical, @autism-offical, @light-offical, @hammer-of-justice-offical, @wishbone-album-offical, @evil-strawberry-offical, @profain-offical, @james-offical, @unlabelled-offical, @silly-lil-guy-offical, @gunlicker-offical, @null-the-void-monarch-offical, @da-police-offical, @mycroft-offical, @mental-illness-offical, @isopod-offical, @leviathan-offical, @sok-offical MORE IN REBLOGS AS I HAVE HIT THE TAG LIMIT

You are all on The List and I will add you all when I have time okay? I can't access uquiz most of the day, but hopefully on the weekend I'll slowly make my way though. I have hit the tag limit so look in the reblogs for yours.

OFFICIALS, your list is here just so i do the urls right:

@air-vent-official, @pom-verse-official, @gabenugget1141official, @im-a-cactus-yay-official, @mind-flayer-official, @the-radiance-official (I LOVE HK), @madhya-pradesh-official, @burning-britain-official, @twelfth-architect-official

[drytexter-offical]

hi. im here

[gay-squid-offical]

wait was i supposed to tag people when i joined the offical verse to say i exist or smth?

well yea i exist hiiiiiii

@satan-offical

@laciffo-natas

uhh idrk many ppl hallo

[drytexter-offical]

were we?

[comic-sans-offical]

DAMN💔

[drytexter-offical]

speaking of bfdi

[comic-sans-offical]

hey so im just gonna time travel to the time you come to my house

[drytexter-offical]

yessir

[comic-sans-offical]

DAMN💔

[drytexter-offical]

speaking of bfdi

[no-one-offical]

orang

[drytexter-offical]

k.

[turnsutrans]

Playing video games battle

@no-one-offical vs @satan-offical

Who wins

who wins

no one

satan

Voting ended onFeb 20

[no-one-offical]

WHO WANTS FREE COOKIES, MONSTER ENERGY DRINKS, YAOI, YURI, AND UHH NONE PIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF??

[satan-offical]

WHO WANTS FREE SURGERY (BOTTOM OR TOP), COMPLETE REMOVAL OF YOUR DEAD NAME AND ALL THE BLAHAJS YOU CAN EVER HAVE??!!!

[no-one-offical]

OH FUCK YOU BRITISH QUEEN STOP COLONISING MY VOTERS!! /J

WHO WANTS FREE BOTTOM SURGERY OF EVERY KIND AND TOP SURGERY??

AND ALONG WITH THEM, FREE ASPIRIN, MELATONIN, ANTIHISTAMINES, TYLENOL/PARACETAMOL, AND IBUPROFEN!!

ALSO GOT FREE MEDICALLY PEER REVIEWED HRT!! TESTOSTERONE!! ESTROGEN!!

TRANS FEMS I HAVE YOUR FEMME&MS!! AND BINDERS FOR THE MASCS!!

BINDERS OF MANY KINDS AND MANY COLOURS!!

ALSO HAVE GARLIC BREAD FOR ALL YOU AWESOME ASPECS!!

DON'T WORRY I ALSO HOST LGBT TOO! LASAGNA GARLIC BREAD TIME! /SILLY

YES THAT'S RIGHT FOR YOU ENJOYERS! FREE LASAGNA!!

FREE HOLLOW KNIGHT, PORTAL, HELLDIVERS 2, HYTALE, MINECRAFT, STARDEW VALLEY AND WHATEVER YOU PLAYY

[paracetamol-official]

WHY ARE YOU USING ME AS A COMMERCIAL ARGUMENT, @no-one-offical ???????????????????????

[no-one-offical]

BECAUSE YOU'RE A TASTY FREAK, NOT THAT KIND OF FREAK, AND WE LOVE YOU

[drytexter-offical]

i want apple juice

[comic-sans-offical]

@t1redofyourbs

behold. the power of comic sans!!!!

[drytexter-offical]

k. (this is still tired)

[comic-sans-offical]

why so dry :( (okay bro!!! ill resume my comic sans sona thenn)

[drytexter-offical]

no water

[comic-sans-offical]

splashes water on bro

[drytexter-offical]

okay. *congratualiations. you've unlocked. not dry texter*

[comic-sans-offical]

YAYYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYYAY

Throws a party

celebrates even

[drytexter-offical]

🎉

[comic-sans-offical]

so peak bro

[drytexter-offical]

ikr

[comic-sans-offical]

giggle giggle

[drytexter-offical]

[comic-sans-offical]

@t1redofyourbs

behold. the power of comic sans!!!!

[drytexter-offical]

k. (this is still tired)

[comic-sans-offical]

why so dry :( (okay bro!!! ill resume my comic sans sona thenn)

[drytexter-offical]

no water

[comic-sans-offical]

splashes water on bro

[drytexter-offical]

okay. *congratualiations. you've unlocked. not dry texter*

[comic-sans-offical]

YAYYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYYAY

Throws a party

celebrates even

[drytexter-offical]

🎉

[comic-sans-offical]

so peak bro

[drytexter-offical]

ikr

[comic-sans-offical]

@t1redofyourbs

behold. the power of comic sans!!!!

[drytexter-offical]

k. (this is still tired)

[comic-sans-offical]

why so dry :( (okay bro!!! ill resume my comic sans sona thenn)

[drytexter-offical]

no water

[comic-sans-offical]

splashes water on bro

[drytexter-offical]

okay. *congratualiations. you've unlocked. not dry texter*

[comic-sans-offical]

YAYYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYYAY

Throws a party

celebrates even

[drytexter-offical]

🎉

[comic-sans-offical]

@t1redofyourbs

behold. the power of comic sans!!!!

[drytexter-offical]

k. (this is still tired)

[comic-sans-offical]

why so dry :( (okay bro!!! ill resume my comic sans sona thenn)

[drytexter-offical]

no water

[comic-sans-offical]

splashes water on bro

[drytexter-offical]

okay. *congratualiations. you've unlocked. not dry texter*