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A sculpture of a demon fanning the fire, located on the tympanum of the central portal of the Bourges Cathedral in France. 14th century CE

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Holy fuck, now there's Ass-Face! The dash is finally aligning

#Genitals 2 #first we got #Eagle Cock #(see previous post)#now we got #Ass-Face #Face-Ass #The classics really can't be beat

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Detail from “The Fall of the Rebel Angels” by Frans Floris, 1554

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Eagle cock goes crazy

#finally #Genitals 2 #Classical Mythic Animals edition

The issue with some ships this that they're too perfect.

Like, there isn't any conflict you could write about for 100,000 words, 32 chapters cuz it just wouldn't be a conflict.

They inherently understand and communicate with each other so well that they basically overcome anything.

Which is like "yay! Cool! My ship is destined to be by the fates"

But also, damn. Now there's only like 800 words, one-shot, domestic-fluff pieces left.

I WANT LONGER FICS WITH INTERESTING CONFLICTS THAT CHALLENGE MY PARINGS!!!

(but nothing that ends in angst because I will end it all)

#private thoughts #shipping #ao3 #fanfic #not really a complaint #cuz I know it's hard asf to write #write well at least #but still wanted to vent #suffering from success #and no I won't disclose the ship in question #but of course it's two autistic gays that we're meant for each other

Gay Pride cancelled my 1:30 meeting

#ThankYouGays

#pride #gay pride #thank you gays #for all your hard work #gay #or not work I guess

Growing up is realizing you're not unique..

My grandmother just called me and immediately started with

"Don't worry nothing's wrong. How are you? :)"

#private thoughts #my whole family tree #just full anxiety #I'm anxious #like my father #and his father before him #and his-...you get it #I appreciate it though #cuz I did worry if something was wrong

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soappbar

After half a year of procrastinating and one months worth of actual work, my mob psycho animation is finally finished

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By Julia Soboleva

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Natsumi Hayashi / 林ナツミ

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For The Emperor

by Tamas Matiscsak

All married men should have mandated ugly-surgery as soon as they're married.

#private thoughts #work crush saga #final chapter #why are you #a married man #still looking fine as fuck?#to be a slut?#to capture my gaze specifically???#it's actually joever #like for realsies this time #my work crush just mentioned he has a wife #married men who love their wives #why must you taunt me so #oh well #we will recover from this #trust

evilllica

It’s laundry time

Me, a 21st Century Human:

Emails are the best form of communication.

A 11th Century Scholar somewhere:

(On their 4th revision)

Okay so, in a non aggressive but still forward way, like if you have the time, not urgent, and super politely and nonchalantly, in a please don't hate me kinda way, cutely, friendly, and professionally...

Hello...

#private thoughts #all interactions are emails to me #they should be at least #give me 3 hours #to respond to anything #email phobia?#don't have it #email philia

I put on my sexy voice when talking to the cute pharmacist today 😏

He wants me sooo bad...

(I sounded like the ghost of a mouse)

#private thoughts #cute pharmacist saga #chat #how do I get a complete stranger to fall madly in love with me?#serious answers only #>:(#God he's such a dweeb #he's over polite and super patient #he cares so much about doing a good job #I.#NEED.#HIM.#is picking up anti-viral medication rizz?

Its so over fellas

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Or maybe it isn't?

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He has photos on his desk of his cat and one of him and this lady...

Chat, is this guy a dude kisser or not?

#private thoughts #OVERANALYZING POWERS ACTIVATE #I talked to him in person about the ticket and noticed the photos #cute cat #but who is that #who stands in my way #of a cute nerd with glasses #anyways #still going forward with the delusion #that I can woo him with my charms and wiles #work crush saga

My Meet Cute:

My work crush submits an IT ticket that I ignore for 3 weeks

#private thoughts #gay #this is it fellas #after 2 years of working here #I finally have a reason to talk to the hottie down the hall #thank you networking gods #for having an auto negotiation issue of 100mB #time to lay on the IT rizz #“don't worry baby we are working diligently to resolve this ;)”#“your time is very valuable to us ;)”#“escalating to a higher priority;;;;)))”#Please fill out the feedback note at the end of the ticket #“Do you like me [_] yes or [_] yes ;;;;;3?”#work crush saga

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