call me xenry

everyone lies on the hoarding spectrum

[arab-princesss-deactivated20210]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[gyaruundertaker-deactivated2020]

[officialjiggly]

[sergle]

me: i’m not sure about this outfit friend: you look fine let’s just go!! me:

[psilocyboi]

Tfw u hook up with someone n then u can smell them on u for the rest of the day but in a good way

[mewcandy-deactivated20160917]

I literally wore the same shirt today because of this

[psilocyboi]

Me too lmao. I love ur smell

[mattsturbator]

Can y'all use the new message system.

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[sridevi]

my face when i went to pizza pizza today and saw that you could get pesto or bbq sauce or garlic sauce on your pizza instead of marinara and asked the cashier which one she recommends and she said “i would never eat here”

[alloverthegaf]

old people be like “young people aren’t contributing to society” then go and crash their motorised scooter into the chiropractor’s office because standing up makes them dizzy and and they stumbled on the accelerator

[currentgoddess]

This is highly specific are you alright

[alloverthegaf]

there was an incident at work

[shakespork]

i love it when youre drinking citrus drinks and you cant feel your tongue and your entire face starts sweating its so cleansing

[shakespork]

my doctor said im allergic to citrus

[m86-deactivated20171116]

gamer gf vs goth gf

fight

[eva-420]

why would they fight? they love each other? 

[m86-deactivated20171116]

[twitterlols]

[canwegetfly]

[harleydeville]

*momentarily closes my third eye* yeah can I get a 20 piece nugget

[igglooaustralia]

[breadlesbian]

[cursedimages]