😜😁

[socalhotcpl34]

[sinneroftheverse]

This is the money frog reblog for good luck and many crickets

[frogsuggest]

money can be exchange for goods and services

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[cinnappo]

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

[californiakingme]

Why not. Do me a solid Roger

[maryburgers]

roger it’s time. i hope i have not asked for too much from you but you know what i want.

[thesqhq-blog]

C’mon Roger. I need you.

[procrasturbastion]

If roger can hook me up with a guy that’d be great

[ragingsage]

^

[sexslavefantasy]

He’s a PUFFER FISH.

Not only is he not magical, he’s POISONOUS.  And if you swallow him he’ll puff up and kill you. He’s double trouble, not lucky.

[monsieur-babygirl-deactivated20]

He’s so cute!!

[lordarthcaedus-deactivated20150]

[boihedonist-deactivated20171216]

LMFAO Bill wild for this

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

Bill bout to fuck

[wtfced]

ready to risk it all

[thatfineassaliengirl-deactivate]

Quote some scientific facts, always gets you panties!

[hiphopandanime-deactivated20190]

Bill Nye All In Your Eye

[urbanrealism]

Ain't nothing wrong with chubby stomachs.

[luka-brasi]

😌

[jurassic-parks-n-rex]

Apple: we finna give ya’ll a red iPhone

Crips: 

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

I’m fucking deceased😂😂😂

[longlivetmacc]

Well there are no blue apples

[spanking-me]

[resistdrumpf]

I’m posting this every Wednesday. 

[resistdrumpf]

I’m posting this every Wednesday.

[resistdrumpf]

I’m posting this every Wednesday.

[resistdrumpf]

I’m posting this every Wednesday.

[liberalsarecool]

Every Wednesday.

[ruinedchildhood]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[mzsweetrabbit-deactivated202207]

[starsberrisnunicorns]

After all these years…..

[treygotguap]

[cantbroken]

[melanin-enhanced-deactivated202]

Ladies I have another question for you....

What’s one thing you wish guy did while he was going down ?

[thelifeofbunches-deactivated201]

Actually suck on the clitoris instead of flicking it with his tongue like how a cat drinks water.

[melanin-enhanced-deactivated202]

I have so much to learn thelifeofbunches

[goddessevrth-deactivated2023072]

Go slow. Not everything has to be fast paced and crazy all the time

[packtheammo-deactivated20170223]

Hold my thighs. Like grip them, just firm enough…

[thetennesseehoneyy]

Yasss that clit flicking shit is not the wave.

[melanin-enhanced-deactivated202]

What about sucking on the clit ? thetennesseehoneyy

[tiffanyaliyah]

Fingering at the same time is always nice, but not in and out, find that gspot and massage it why you lick and suck the clit. I will die.

[alexundefined]

Touch/grab my thighs, my ass, slowly touch down my spine, everywhere, somewhere. Tease me good before you go down & while you’re down there.

[torreyashanti]

Deadass with the thigh thing Kiss those inner thighs too Pretend you’re passionately kissing the kitty Not a cat drinking water Also don’t even do it if you a)don’t like doing it b)you’re going to do it for 2 seconds

[uninhibitedsoul]

I couldn’t hit reblog fast enough.

[the-haitian-queen-deactivated20]

Don’t be to shy to open it up and really get the clit. Like if dudes really spread the lips and focused on the clit I would lose my mind

[jeniphyer]

slow down on the flickering thing, that rapid shit isnt pleasurable, slowly running your tongue back n forth tho? Yes. 

thigh kissing is nice, ass grabbing, thigh gripping, a little passionate teasing takes you far and honestly gets her wetter by the minute 

slow down, take your time at first, dont just dive in, enjoy your meal

that rapid flicking thing doesnt do much for me (i cant speak for every girl) but slow runs across the clit are lovely, just focus on the clit, let your fingers do some work if you get tired or something 

I dont know about every girl but that mimic-my-dick-with-my-tongue technique doesnt do shit 

[sosodebb-deactivated20190324]

Notice how they’ve all basically said the same thing? I hope you men pay attention. Every woman is different but here are the basics to pleasing us.

1. Stop the fucking flicking shit.

2. Focus on the CLIT. Suck it, circle it. Engulf it. If she moans, keep doing that.

3. But pls, do visit thighland. Inner thigh licking and kissing will set us on fire.

4. What is this fingering shit? Massage the gspot or get out. We feel nothing with that little stabbing motion. Also, stop sticking your 2 inches of tongue in there. Come back up to the clit.

5. LONG stokes with the tongue.

6. Stop humming. Most of us use vibrators so that little humming trick you learned from GQ will pale in comparison.

7. Speaking of vibes, the reason you’re in our bed is because you can do 1 thing our wands and rabbits can’t do. And that’s grab us. Grab us, squeeze us, we want to feel your hands on our body.

8. If you can reach, grab a titty.

9. Some women are self conscious about how they look/taste/smell down there. Or worry about taking too long to orgasm, so let her know you’re enjoying it. Moan, groan, sound like you’re eating a plate of ribs

10. Do it til we cum or GTFO!

[neverxxenough]

Oh damn 😳😳💕💕

[dubblah]

Why aren’t things compiled and published like this more often??

And more importantly, why aren’t we being told this stuff while down there? Esp those of us who love doing it and doing it right….. feedback, ladies, when we’re there. Please?

[xxxsexxx]

[moritzstiefeldoesntdosadness]

I don’t often post shit like this but all of this is important. Guys, you want the goods? Learn to earn it. And please enjoy yourself. If you do it right you’ll enjoy the sheer fact that SHE’S enjoying it.

[bcpk-deactivated20210131]

Taking notes for when I feel like putting some natural facial hair growth serum on my face.

[whenyougetrightdowntoit-deactiv]

Reblogging for awareness…

[anothercleverjedimindtrick]

[thesnobbyartsyblog]

When they down for all the freaky kinky shit you're into >

[suspend]

WHY AM I GETTING TURNED ON BY THAT

me every single time (via suspend)

[diamonddiarist-blog]

🌸 If you reblog this message me for a surprise! 🌸