[roxylalonde]

[justsomeguycore]

nothing but respect for my trans cow best friends

[justsomeguycore]

happy pride to my trans cow best friends

[the-gay-prometheus]

First of all let's not misgender Otis - he is a trans bull, not a cow.

Second of all let's also not forget nonbinary icon Wachkyrie, the mascot of Laughing Cow!

They did top* surgery on a bovine!

*technically bottom surgery because the mammaries of bovines are on the 'bottom' end, but since they're mammaries we're still gonna call it top surgery

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Oh shit the bovines are queer, good for them, good for them

[bunjywunjy]

Could i please get a small mammal cursed bio fact if u have one

the grasshopper mouse of the southwestern United States looks like a standard house mouse but is almost entirely carnivorous and is known to kill and consume everything from less homicidal mice to goddamn rattlesnakes, which they kill by jumping onto the snake’s back and gnawing through its spine

[bunjywunjy]

behold…. a Bastard

[lectorel]

Cat OS running on mouse hardware.

[xekstrin]

they also howl! 

[okami-zero]

Wolf OS running on mouse hardware.

[bunjywunjy]

I’m glad you all love this tiny rodentious bastard mammal, but I can see we’re going to need to have the conversation about hiding things in the tags

[reinerist]

[hatank]

So hot

[fluffygif]

Fantastic art

[otterbender]

I love being an earthbender. And I’m really, really good at it.

[horrorofthebeast]

[programmerhumour]

Schooled

[positive-memes]

Damn schooled every single one of them

[hellomathieu-deactivated2021040]

[vladtheunfollower]

me and my mutuals

[obadeerio]

the river styx

[ali-flo]

That Don’t Tase Me

[veenia]

Katara  

The Last Southern Water Bender

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)

[transparasite-deactivated201806]

I think this is the best scientist photograph I have ever seen.

[shellysbees-blog]

But people didn’t believe him on reddit. So Watterson made the photo sequence into a gif.

[moonlit-hedge]

Here’s the gif for anyone curious.

[siren-kitten-his-deactivated202]

I had to go through the notes to find the gif. Not because I didn’t believe him but because I wanted to see it.

[visual-infinity]

Rain + Bioluminescence = Actual Magic

[ginge-r]

[inter-misson-deactivated2021011]

Mind completely blown.

[iconuk01]

“Space is big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts to space.”     

     Douglas Adams,            The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy    

[ljamesuk-deactivated20200328]

And people still don’t believe in aliens????

[simon-newman]

This post really needs Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann for scale.

[pandapete123]

I was really expecting this to end up with one of those “and here you are being a lil bitch that no one cares about” moments

[hodlmyvodka]

A Russian prankster glued a massive portrait of President Vladimir Putin to the inside of a residential elevator. He then placed a camera in the elevator to record people’s reactions.

[falloutcaitlin]

everyone in this elevator:

[nube-1-deactivated20210117]

[northofcorpis]

That fuckin smile at the end

[bettsplendens]

To the worried person in the comments: 

No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep. 

[sindri42]

Fun fact: the leg muscles of a hummingbird are so stripped down to save on weight that they cannot walk. They can step sideways along a branch or other perch, but they cannot go forward without taking flight.

However they absolutely do stop moving. In fact, hummingbirds hibernate! Overnight. Instead of sleeping. Because if they tried to sleep like a normal animal their hyperactive metabolism would mean that they starve to death before breakfast.

Unrelated fun fact: the primary Aztec god of war would take on the form of a hummingbird, and the souls of the bravest warriors were said to turn into hummingbirds in order to join him after death, presumably because every hummingbird is approximately four grams of pure concentrated asskicking which fears no man nor beast and will gladly throw down with somebody seventeen thousand times their size if offended.

[ubercharge]

this is a really cool post and i love seeing such a small bird but reading “No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink” killed me