Blaz's Random Stuff

A guy who is trying to learn how to code, likes RPGs, tv, anything entertaining, and tacos. Total Tumblr noob

[uss-edsall]

Washington State (not DC) is the only state in the union where you can legally have a fistfight with somebody (with police as referees) to settle your differences

[metal-queer-solid]

That should be a law all across the country.

[cactus-1776]

Fuck. Yes.

[goodnightnautilus-deactivated20]

@jooshbag ?

[joosh-actual-deactivated2018092]

This is tied to an archaic law that isn’t enforced anymore.

[official-ginger-kid]

So if you beat the shit out of someone they won’t do anything?

[fedkaczynski]

Oh no this is still enforced, and in fact we actually Have a few vigilante superheroes 

Like Phoenix Jones who actually patrol the streets and challenge criminals, the police usually get called, and they watch as Phoenix Jones pummels them because Phoenix Jones is actually an MMA fighter. 

[creative-classpect]

I gasped and my eyes got so wide after reading this

That man is AWESOME

[bogleech]

Apparently for about three years he had an actual superhero team of people with military, medical and martial artist backgrounds he personally trained and equipped, but eventually disbanded. He didn’t give specifics, but said that some of them were “the wrong kind of people” and were too dangerous. There are really for real things that happened.

Also someone tried to be an “arch nemesis” to him named Rex Velvet, some nerd wearing an eyepatch and a fake mustache who didn’t hurt anybody but made surprisingly polished, melodramatic and goofy callout videos from an abandoned warehouse and presumably pulled some annoying pranks.

[faerieantoinette]

@fiiyerotigelaar

[ghost-mayn]

Did some research about Phoenix Jones: guy is legit. Ex-MMA fighter like the post says, but what the post FAILED to mention is this guy has legit superhero-grade equipment. His suit’s actually made of armor-plated and bulletproof materials, and it has a functional utility belt with lined with stuff like handcuffs, a stun gun, pepper spray, and the like for performing citizens arrests and non-lethally detaining actually armed and violent criminals.

Seattle actually has it’s own LEGAL batman

[little-moist-deactivated2020011]

bruh

[pickypicnic]

[noobtheloser]

[tokillapromqueen-deactivated201]

jesus christ

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[faithxfailuree]

[disclaymore-deactivated20230920]

I love talking to baby boomers, because I’m a teenager. And apparently teenagers can’t hold a conversation.

I was talking to a neighbor, being all friendly, and she’s a typical conservative, in her fifties and maybe sixties. She kept saying how surprised she was that a teenager could talk in complete sentences.

I’m just humoring her because if she says anything about millennials, I’ll pull out “I’m not a millennial” card because I’m not and it’s hilarious to see them struggle out a response.

And my phone buzzes, so I check it and see I got an email for a PSEO program.

With lightning fast speed, she goes “Ugh, typical teens these days, always on their phones, texting or tweeting or whatever.”

Just to clarify, I had a seven minute conversation with her and just pulled out my phone just to make sure it wasn’t an emergency. I was in the process of putting it back in my pocket when she says this.

I was gonna let that slide, but she FOLLOWS IT UP with “Would it kill you to do something productive?”

Um, nope. I’m done here.

I, passive aggressive as hell, go “Actually, that was an email from a community college, emailing me the times I can go and take the placement test to get into it and get my two year degree by the time I graduate. But yeah, assume that teenagers don’t do anything productive on their phones.”

And then I wait. I stand there and wait.

You expect a sassy exit? Well it’s much better staying when you know they don’t have anything to say in defense.

She’s completely baffled and obviously doesn’t want to continue the conversation. She’s trying to find an argument or maybe a way out of this, and I let her feel the sweet embrace of death by going “It’s certainly more productive than teaching your generation how to use said technology. Have a good evening.”

And that’s when I make my exit. And that’s why you don’t fuck with me.

[potentcombinations]

The content just writes itself. Disney better deliver.

[textsfromtheemblem]

[textsfromtheemblem]

[oneirichaven-deactivated2019010]

Don’t startle Momiji pls~

[smfih]

[j7eternal-deactivated20180402]

THIS!!!!!!!

[liloloveyou024]

I think Bo Burnham put it best

(From God’s Perspective (x))

[babyanimalgifs]

Lion cub napoleon shows off his mighty roar

[just-shower-thoughts]

Condoms are basicaly haz-mat suits for our genitals

[babyanimalgifs]

[theocseason4]

amazing, truly

[theocseason4]

me

[moghedien]

Ok, but in Carrie’s book, she definitely mentions more than one occasion when Mark showed up unannounced at Harrison’s early in the morning when Carrie was just there and they were clearly not having a breakfast hang out and Mark was just like “hey guys let’s hang”, and also Mark followed their car while they were making out and honked at them and was like “oh hey wow, we’re all heading to the same place! let’s all go eat together!”

[adhduck]

oblivious third wheel mark hamill is a legend

[malcolmcooks]

i’m mark hamill

[babyanimalgifs]

Feels sooo good. Don’t stop rubbing my forehead hooman.

[theultradork]

@chestnutisland is going to both love and hate this. lol

[hunterinkoseh]

Wow, Android 17 came a long way from what I last remembered. O.o

[dserror]

THe adopted kids  and him working at a nature preserve are canon!!!