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Andrea. 20

[stimman4000]

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[aquatixwitch]

What the fuk.

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

girl WHAT

[rnackenzie-deactivated20130805]

hey i used to b uglier believe it or not

[patrik-star]

A poem by patrick star: Roses are blue Violets are red I have to go to the bathroom

[outofcontextachewood]

[hausmusik]

I think about this literally every time I get yelled at

[entropvy]

baby: *incomprehensible babbling*

me: WHAT!? really??? no way :0

[hotboyproblems]

Me: I don't hold grudges

Me: fuck ashely from the fourth grade

[anglelica]

smashmouth was right… so much to do, so much to see

[chillwerewolf]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[hungry-hobbits]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[butchmime]

too bad ted bundy’s dead and he will remain dead and no amount of your weird obsessions can change the fact that he got caught and died like a stupid little bitch

[weirdstuffandthingsthatmatter]

[reducedlunch]

this post came into my house, took me by the ankles and swung me into every available surface

[dilfhershellayton]

who wakes up at 7 am

[dspice11]

Weather has been so nuts we're under a state of emergency so me and boo have been off 2 days together. Made me a full pot roast dinner yesterday and now he's cooking breakfast of pancakes, eggs, hash browns, and hot chocolate 😌 I truly am so blessed to have someone like him

[dspice11]

10 weeks in and I've just puked and slept, like what a wild ride pregnancy is

[1chainzdeactivated-deactivated2]

shawty got low low low low low low low (self esteem)

[eus-deactivated20150315]

[dspice11]

After work my man lets me go lay upstairs in bed while he cooks dinner and then brings me a plate so in other words, I live a good fucking life

[sidnugget]

¿

[h0odrich]

i speak spanish let me translate: ?