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I haven’t seen a single 420 joke at all this month we’re really not ok huh

it was four four twentytwenty last week and no one even mentioned it

thinking about the time I was in ballet and during a performance I was in a private dressing room and this other ballerina knocked on the door and asked to come in and hang out between acts and I was like sure and he sat down and he was like “anyway” before I even said something “what are your theories on bigfoot? I think he’s an interdimensional being,” then he explained why with such confidence that I believed him fully and then before I could add on he was like “oh that’s your cue” and I had to go do pique turns or whatever as if my life weren’t changed

yermemeblog

Our Leader. He is us. We are him.

fromrushhourwithlove

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HEY HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HEY HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

honeynutfemios-deactivated20181

This is the opposite of that one video where a guy walks towards a group of cats wearing a cat mask only for all of them to run away from him.

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catsbeaversandducks

“Our sweet rescue baby Ruby Jane, comforting one of my foster kitties as he’s getting a bath❤️ It’s the sweetest. Enjoy!“

Video/caption by Stephanie Vice - SPCA Florida

1dietcokeinacan

This changed my life

madelinegxvx

i am full on crying

tonightweredrinkingfromthebong

the crew goes out into the forest just to film random b-roll shit and the director accidentally finds the like..rarest worm on earth so they run back to their house like COYOTE LOOK and then there is a very heartfelt and sincere response to weird worm including an entire mounted piece of wall art apparently

out-there-on-the-maroon

I’m real happy that this man is out there living his dream life. All he wants is marvel at nature and writhe in pain for a camera, and he gets to do both as his job.

ohdarnitripped-deactivated20220

Fucking wholesome.

kissedbyaredrose

He has a frame photo of that worm.

thekwikemart

dennsokagi-deactivated20221213

hahahaha good job

princesstigerbelle

This is how we know cats are sent from heaven

karalora

This is how we know that whatever trouble cats cause is deliberate

sketchdeath

whippet

biglawbear

I was hoping for exactly one thing when I unmuted and I was not disappointed

worgens

meltycure-deactivated20210804

lmao crabs…. they just go snip

hotvampireadjacent

meltycure-deactivated20210804

thats his decision and i respect it

myothertardisisonthemun

the ocean is amazing

thedruidsforest

How could you NOT fall in love with the glow of the moon and stars, the warmth of the sun, the ancient life within the trees, and the sweet melodies of the winds?

homo-sex-shoe-whale

Fun fact: Samoyeds were bred largely as sled dogs, but they were also used as warming dogs, meaning they would lay on their owners to keep them warm in harsh cold climates.

This means that if you hug a Samoyed, they are likely to just sit there and accept the snuggles.

herloveisneverwrong

No, but you don’t understand how much they love cuddles.

I fostered a Samoyed. She would BREAK OUT OF HER KENNEL just to lay on me. Every. Single. Night. I couldn’t escape the love cloud. Every time I would lie in my bed, BOOM. Love cloud! Here for cuddles! We had to REINFORCE her kennel just so that she wouldn’t break out. See, this warming dog was trying to cuddle with me in 90+ F (32+ C) degree weather. It was inescapable.

Summary: A cloud tried to suffocate me in nearly 100-degree (38) weather because it was in her nature.