Eccentric Elder in Training

Tristyn | over 25 | Ne/They | Nonbinary Butch Lesbian | anti-TERF, anti-SWERF, and anti-fascist

[onehellofashipper]

Look, sometimes you just see your girlfriend and suddenly you understand Romeo's balcony monologue.

It is my lady, O, it is my love!

[onehellofashipper]

Update: She's my wife now!!!!

[charl0ttan]

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

[charl0ttan]

How high above sea level are you right now?

0-250 feet

251-500 feet

501-750 feet

751-1000 feet

1001-2000 feet

2001-3000 feet

3001-4000 feet

4001-5000 feet

5001-6000 feet

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8001+ feet

Remaining time: 10 minutes

[mf-dude]

[eukaryotasmain]

Go on, I’m listening

[hellallamerican]

a ton of people have unexpectedly followed me over the last 2 days so here is my rent-lowering gunshot:

the american south is the most racially diverse and poorest region of the united states, and any political sentiment that treats the south is stupid or expendable is inherently racist and classist. a lot of y'all are racist and classist. the south is also the heart of american culture. argue with a wall. you cannot deny that everybody in the entire world does not emulate artists from atlanta. there is vested interest in keeping the south poor and uneducated BECAUSE this is the most racially diverse region in this country. if you actually give a fuck about progress, you would fight for the south, not mock us.

[fluentisonus]

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

[sexygaywizard]

FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

[kaban-bang]

[pierogiy]

Caught Up On My Stories BTW. Handling It

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

i have been experiencing desire. does anyone know what to do or how to make it stop

[themoonandmyman]

- John Harvey Kellogg the day before inventing the worst breakfast cereal known to man

[growingsucculents]

Legs

[sweetchimera-art]

escape

[sacrificethemtothesquid]

[3amsoda]

maomao

[cute-catts]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[hbystuff]

Showdown

[threecatsonatrenchcoat]

Crew, stop scrolling. This is pixel art!

[everyday-cutephoto]

[stealingpotatoes]

"if you ship zukka where's suki" dont worry i worked out a completely flawless solution

[cornedbeefhashtags]

Diane, clear my schedule. I’m attempting a recipe that says “prep time: 15 minutes.”

[universeleads]

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

[universeleads]

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

[overwhelmedfernfrond]

I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”

So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid

[venort]

OP are you telling me we got the death of Gică Petrescu before we got gta6