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freetheblue

Haven’t used this account in forever but just wanted to log on because.. it happened.

sabertoothwalrus

do you think we can bully nintendo and illumination into changing it like how we did with sonic

funnytwittertweets

nonenosome

So I had to look this up and was honestly surprised.

Bees can fly at 30,000 feet and have been found on Everest was not something I expected to learn today.

curiousobsession101

Really interesting question. Even more interesting answer.

geek-ramblings

A+ example of how the media manipulates people for clicks and anger engagement.

aurumacadicus

Don’t….. fuckin power wash your roof. Don’t let anyone power wash your roof.

randomingoftherandomness

Friend, from the tone of your words, I feel like you’ve just learnt a hard lesson here…

aurumacadicus

Fortunately no, it was an easy lesson I learned when I was seven when my dad was power washing the driveway and I asked if he was going to power wash the roof next and he explained to me that it would damage the roof because it was meant to handle rain and snow, which is never going to be as hard as a power washer.

Lots of people are learning this the hard way this year though. It’s a new scam. Someone knocks on your door and offers to wash your roof for two hundred bucks. “Damn, that’s a pretty good price,” you think, knowing that roofs require a huge chunk of change. The guy power washes the roof and leaves. It was a cash transaction, and he didn’t leave contact information, so when your roof starts leaking during the first rain, you have no one to contact to sue for damages and you’re stuck on the hook for replacing the roof yourself, which you either do yourself (cost of materials and many hours of your time) or you hire someone to do for you (which runs into the tens of thousands of dollars, an amount people normally can’t just drop).

Lots of new homeowners don’t know this stuff, and it would definitely behoove them to research it, but until they have the time to do that, I’m here to say: Don’t power wash your roof.

spookyspeks

*Power washes roofs in Powerwash Simulator* hehehe i'm a scammer

earwen

“Alright, Team Avatar is back! Air, water, earth, fire, fan and sword!”

doesitsparkjoytho

sindri42

Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.

graycoin

Crime porthole

if-i-was-a-wyrm

this was designed by cats

ilovecatsandbaking

Just get one of these and put them over the whole, you can have cat and food protection.

lurking96

You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.

hugtheteadrinkthekitten

this is the most deadpan miette I've ever heard omg

mikugenesisevangelion

that’s because miette’s had enough

packleader9

I love finding those things on Tumblr 😂

injuries-in-dust

Comic by PetFoolery

Hands up if you'd also adopt that little noodle! ✋

the-sighs-of-sunset

Tags by @interstellarvagabond

injuries-in-dust

THERE'S A SEQUEL!

alamuts-lair-of-madness

The saga continues!

eric-coldfire

He did make the assumption.

stra-tek

Imagine being lost on the Enterprise all alone and it’s just miles and miles of corridors like this

oldhollywoodpangurban

Oh, let me tell you a story…

I was a production assistant on “Deep Space Nine”.

One day I was in a hurry, and decided to shave a half minute off my journey but zipping through a soundstage and out the other side. It was Stage Four, and held Ops, some personal quarters, Sisko’s quarters, the Cargo Bay.. and hallways.

It was lit, because we were moving there later in the afternoon. I began jogging through the corridor and stopped right in the middle, where I could see neither end of the set piece. Suddenly, I WAS THERE. I was on the station. It was a complete alternate reality feeling, almost deja-vu, a deep familiarity. I paused, and a chill ran down my spine.

But I was in a hurry, and my feet took me quickly to the end of the set, and I looked back… yep, just a lit set, all alone on the soundstage, nothing I hadn’t seen a thousand times.

And yet. I had been there. On the station. For a split second, I was no longer on Stage Four, on the Paramount lot, in the middle of Los Angeles. I was in Bajoran space, on a station in the stars. It was only a moment… but the feeling and the memory has never, ever left me.

Sometimes I wonder if anyone else experienced the same thing.

is-this-cottagecore

gliophorus psittacinus

is-this-cottagecore

I love them so much

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”