[risha-png]

Like the back of your hand.

[risha-png]

I love tumblr <3

[blueangelbby]

*slaps the back of Dennis Whitaker’s head* this bitch is so easy to torture psychologically AND sexually

[penandinkprincess]

i know in my heart that shane is the most obnoxious sick person of all time

not because he's a baby a la classic man cold

but because he will AGGRESSIVELY try to pretend he is not sick

he is trying to gaslight others but ALSO himself

he has a gold medal immune system thank you he did NOT get taken down by ill pikeling spreading Elementary School Plague to him

not happening

as an itty bitty he lied so he wouldn't have to skip hockey, and that has NOT changed as an adult

his true toxic trait is that he WILL be typhoid mary in that locker room if it means he doesn't have to stay home and miss playing

the majority of the struggle when shane is sick is just making him ADMIT he is sick

[burritosong]

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[penandinkprincess]

also CACKLING about the way this looks on the outside.

like. no one else on the team understands Hollander Illness Behavior yet, so they're teasing ilya about being overprotective because shane is SO underplaying it and meanwhile ilya is just, "no, i am so fucking serious. get a medic and then call an ambulance."

and shane who is barely on this realm of existence and about 0.2 seconds from having Involuntary Floor Time is just, "don't worry :) i'll just take an advil or something :)"

WHICH IS NOT HELPING EVERYONE ELSE UNDERSTAND THE MOTHERFUCKING GRAVITY OF THE SITUATION, SHANE, NO MORE CONTRIBUTIONS AT THIS TIME FROM YOU, THANK YOU

[samaraxmorgan]

Edging him until he’s completely delirious and when you tell him to “say the magic words” he accidentally says “I love you”

[neilsdinosaur]

there’s no devil on one shoulder and angel on the other they’re both kevin telling you to lock tf in

[captainpettie]

or: derek hale being the best boyfriend ever

[heroinehunter-deactivated201403]

comes in leather, leaves in leather. 

[cokezerovape]

[canidaria]

spirk doodle for a class exercise #booyah

[evyltalks]

he wouldn't have left.

that's the problem.

if neil ran, andrew would understand.

if neil was hiding, andrew would find him eventually.

if neil was dead, at least there would be an answer.

but neil is just gone.

[nixkxart]

apologies in advance—

[crowsovercity]

It's eah 13th anniversary 🔥🔥 we up

[kasikomedihc]

[grabmyboner]

ilya rozanov type shit

[shaylalover]

It’s actually so important to me that Ilya is not the best with money

He enters the Hollander family, with Mr. Real Estate, Yuna Momager Hollander, and Treasury Department David Hollander, and they take one look at his finances (impulse purchases, sending money to brother, no investments), and they call the family lawyer because “this is an emergency.” They get Ilya an agent who doesn’t suck, contracts that are translated in Russian, and a bribe from shane (read: sex) to stop buying so many damn cars.

And midway through all of this, Yuna and David realize that they might be pushing Ilya’s boundaries, but when they ask Ilya, he just tells them how thankful he is that they care :((

[dyketrinitysantos]

TRUE DETECTIVE 1.08 — "Form and Void"

[spockeveryday]