Oh, something shiny...

An outlet for my hyperfixation du jour

[kristina100000]

them: dont get your belly scratched girllll… its only monday what are you doing

me on monday: im getting my bellayyyy scratched

[victusinveritas]

[victusinveritas]

There's more:

[rachfic222]

✨ wyatt hayes ✨ my beloved ❤️❤️ may your pillow always be cold, your skin clear, your crops plentiful, etc etc etc

[flyora]

Happy Anniversary

[aromanticduck]

Just realised I follow three different nonbinary people named Maia. The nickels keep rolling in.

[aromanticduck]

I need to collect one who uses he/him pronouns, one I don't know very well, one who's slutty, and one who's really funny.

Then I can have a Maia (he), Maia (who), Maia (hoe) and Maia (haha).

[monkey-network]

[dogpuppy]

[memewhore]

[6qubed]

I wonder if he made a good impression

[hampal]

I WAS QUESTIONING EVERY SECOND HALF WAY THROUGH

[flyora]

Harris do his best as always

[thepaisleyelf]

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[thepaisleyelf]

The update everyone has been waiting for….

[virtualgirladvance]

everytime i see this it makes me want to buy from them exclusively

[bigbigbigtruck]

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

[sergle]

u good?

girl obviously not

[what-even-is-thiss]

The upside to the adhd forgetting that you made yourself a drink thing is thinking to yourself “man I could go for a drink right now” and looking to your right and seeing a drink has appeared there. Thank you, past me. I lost you somewhere but you have still provided.

[prokopetz]

Flavours of unreliable narrator:

Lying to the reader

Lying to themselves

Simply misinformed

Not paying attention

Has weird priorities

Assumed you knew

Hates you personally

Bad at communicating

Easily sidetracked

Will believe anything

Has weird prejudices

Just kind of dumb

[sisterdomina]

I think a Negative Kudos button is really pointless first off (ao3 is an archive not a social media site! we don't need upvotes/downvotes to drive some nonexistent algorithm) but also it feels cowardly. like, there already is a way to share your dislike of a fic with the author. it's called commenting 'your fic is bad and I didn't like it.' but then you might look like an ass, and people might say hey that's mean, and you might have to defend your position of unkindness + consider why you feel the need to be rude to a stranger on the internet writing for fun and for free. a quick, impersonal, site-sanctioned Mean Kudos is really just a weenie move

[thelittleblackfox]

Ao3 already has a perfectly good feature for when you don't like a fic, you just click the back button

[battleaxepixie]

[okaydays]

I think Ilya deserves to spend multiple afternoons wrapped in a blanket, curled up half on Shane’s lap, snuggled into his chest, with one of Shane’s arms wrapped around his waist and the other hand nestled in his curls, gently scratching at his head in a way that lulls him to a sweet doze, secure in the knowledge that he is beloved and safe