I Think I’m Funny

And I’m right I’m fucking hilarious

[duck-you-3000]

Who else feels like their best quality is low maintenance!

Which also really sucks cause you feel like you have to stay low maintenance and never bother anybody with anything ever!

Yay

[happifying-things]

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[studentlifeproblems]

[duck-you-3000]

I just started The Picture of Dorian Grey And is it just me or is it like the gayest thing ever.

It goes well beyond friendship!

[mymodernmet]

[duck-you-3000]

Aaaaauuuuuugggghghhh

I have no motivation to do anythingggg

[duck-you-3000]

I just ate a whole jar and a half of garlic stuffed olives because I’m stressed about what sauce pan to buy.

[mediamattersforamerica]

Important point from Trevor Noah on @thedailyshow  👆

[duck-you-3000]

What if one day at a certain time we just all decided to agree to scream and like 4:00 on a Tuesday a million people just stood up and screamed at the void.

Idk man just what I’m thinking about

[voidinc]

The Void absolutely endorses this idea!

[therantsofnae]

Which Tuesday? The 2/22/22 Tuesday?

[stranger-than-u-dreamt-it]

[secretstudentdragonblog]

I’ve been awake less than half an hour and I’m already dying laughing at this

[cannibalchicken]

[funnyjoke]

[duck-you-3000]

I’m heading off to college and all my friends are like “oh I cried so much when I had to say goodbye to ______ and ______ and everyone.... Anyway, bye Brit, see you in a year lol!😁”

I feel loved.

[duck-you-3000]

What if one day at a certain time we just all decided to agree to scream and like 4:00 on a Tuesday a million people just stood up and screamed at the void.

Idk man just what I’m thinking about

[duck-you-3000]

[funnyjoke]