The Void, Incorporated

Providing you the highest quality in all-consuming emptiness since literally the dawn of time

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it's illegal for Anish Kapoor to look at this fish

[thaygprieto]

You are not allowed to look at this fish on behalf of Anish Kapoor

[dragon-in-a-fez]

by looking at this fish you certify that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are not an associate of Anish Kapoor, and you are not planning to describe this fish later to Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[kolbye]

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[raevenlywrites]

Art by coolfrogdude together at last

[bisexualshakespeare]

[ID: a comic illustrating the above thread as if it was happening in a theater. The users are mostly shaped like their icons, pukicho is a pikachu and hokuto-ju-no-ken is a gengar. The last panel is gengar looks back where a speech bubble comes out of the crowd to say, “you could if you weren’t a fucking coward.” /end]

[azzy-the-christian-furry-deacti]

I can’t believe I’m actually seeing this post

[beardedmrbean]

Magic of tumblr,

[athelind]

I am morally obligated to add the YouTube video whenever this thread crosses my dash

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

I’ve seen this thread more than a few times. But this is the first time I’ve seen this video. So thank you for your service.

[crazy-pages]

Here you go redditors

[nudityandnerdery]

Sub-Radio, the band that did Stacy's Dad, coming out with another banger for Pride.

[charlesoberonn]

Which path should he choose?

The path of the warrior, the path of the scholar, or the path of the artist?

[moonimbued]

he should wander away and have a picnic while he thinks about what path to choose

[charlesoberonn]

Great idea! But where should he have the picnic?

Under the tree, or under the old fort?

[acatdisguisedasahuman]

By the sea, so he can enjoy the sound of the waves

[charlesoberonn]

A lovely choice!

Should he build a sandcastle to pass the time? Or perhaps go fishing?

[cynicallyaestetic]

Perhaps he could collect shells he finds interesting

[charlesoberonn]

Sounds fun!

Which shell should he pick up?

[anjing-jam]

This one

[charlesoberonn]

That's not a shell, it's a tiny earpiece.

Should he listen to music? Or to the mysterious pre-recorded message?

[sar-kalu]

He should give it back to the crab in the largest shell, they thought they had lost their wave-pod and are grateful he found it!

[charlesoberonn]

The crab wants to give a gift in return.

Should he accept the gift of power, or the gift of knowledge?

[sunw00d]

the gift of friendship :)

[charlesoberonn]

Friendship acquired!

Should they celebrate with pizza or ice cream?

[valentineish]

The crab friend cannot eat either of those! Let's split a nice seaweed salad instead. :)

[charlesoberonn]

So many options!

Should they get tossed salad, wiggly salad, or spiky salad?

[frescopino]

Seasar salad

[charlesoberonn]

Nothing beats getting it straight from the source

Should they use scissors or claws to cut the seaweed?

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

What about that sword in the first panel?

[charlesoberonn]

The circle is complete.

Through choices, friendship, and salad, he found his way to the path of the warrior. But he won't walk it alone.

Their path is just beginning, but this story is over.

Thank you to everyone who participated!

[icy-moons]

genuinely my favorite exchange to come out of recent events

[aperfectphantom]

He actually summed it up really well.

[adriancatrin]

iroh really took his chances expecting zuko to figure out the secret heat-sensitive ink in the roku/sozin ep

[adriancatrin]

no offense iroh but your nephew’s skull is a cocktail shaker w three brain cells rattling around inside

[thatdisasterauthor]

IDK, expecting Zuko to get mad enough he accidentally lights something on fire/nearly lights it on fire seems like a pretty safe bet.

[bwawawawawaw-deactivated2025072]

so it's been about a week since i've moved from reddit to this god forsaken hell hole (tumblr) and like

i love it

i'm not going back to reddit

my RtT (redditor to tumblrina) transition is complete

i never thought i would say this but this social media (if you can call tumblr one) is actually doing wonders for my mental health

no more doom scrolling

actually interacting with humans that are just as weird as me (feel free to talk to me)

not being afraid of being myself

yeah...

i'm home.

[cosmosstarlight]

Literally me, content doesn't update fast enough on this app for me to doomscroll so I actually take breaks

I also feel like I'm interacting with actual people on here, and the posts I make are seen by actual people, vs submitting memes to a faceless void and being regurgitated an infinite stream of images

Also this entire platform being queer friendly makes me not feel attacked while browsing outside of my corner of the website

Also me and all my mutuals being a little friend group is fun, love y'all :3

[jonah-jo]

I still don’t get this whole “interacting with actual people” thing. I still, just like with any other site I’ve used, still just feel like I’m shouting into a void. Nothing about this site feels any different.

[voidinc]

Sometimes, The Void shouts back.

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

Black Friday does not exist.

Controversial shitboxing time: Black Friday isn’t real.

Well, okay. It exists. It’s a real name affixed to a real name on a real shitshow of a calendar system used by Western civilization. (I’m using the term civilization loosely here.)

But: I’ve been watching. I am a paranoid shopper, mostly because I hate shopping, so I’m not going to spend my money on something unless I know I’m getting a deal. This means I price-watch, even on things I’m not currently in the market to buy. The only market I don’t do this on the regular for is cars, because we already know the prices are inflated. That’s what haggling is for. (Always. Play. Hardball. Be willing to walk away. If you need financing, get it before you go to the dealership. You want to be in control, not them.)

Anyway.

Black Friday isn’t fucking real and hasn’t been for at least the last five years. This week in particular has been fun: I’ve been watching them advertise sales for their early Black Friday specials, and the prices that are the “sale” price are the same or higher than they were the week before, or the month before. Hell, one year I think pretty much everyone and their neighbor’s dog raised prices prior to the sale and then lowered them back down to normal in the name of Black Friday. In fact, I think that was the first year I really noticed the trend.

Now, don’t get me wrong. There USED to be Black Friday sales. Legitimate ones. I worked in those fucking stores, so I knew those prices, and I knew if they’d been legitimately dropped or not for Black Friday. Toystore and retail, your primary Black Friday offenders–I walked those trenches, my dudes. I saw true Black Friday prices for items whose prices had been lowered just for that day.

This year, I have seen exactly ONE Black Friday deal where the price was legitimately lowered $100 below its normal going price.

Just. One.

None of the others. They have claimed price drops…except these price drops? Yeah, the items in question were already that price. Nothing changed except the advertising. I’ve been looking for BF deals, too–you never know when you might see something that other people are in desperate need of, y’know?

Y’all, there ain’t shit except a one-day sale on a pair of Apple earbuds that are still hella overpriced. Just let it go. Maybe if we all refuse to fucking participate, they’ll either bring legitimate BF deals back, or ditch the idea entirely. It’s stupid and it’s gotten people killed and encouraging greed is a sin in like a lot of religions, so maybe we can step back a little.

This isn’t to say don’t buy shit. I mean, the way our society is set up, some of this is shit we actually need. But don’t be fooled by the bullshit. Shop around. Price-watch. Don’t leap for the fancy bold print, because just like the cake, it’s probably a lie.

Anyway. Stay home on Friday. You’re not missing anything this year. If you see an honest-to-fuck Black Friday deal, buy the damned thing online at 3am and then go the fuck to sleep.

[mayakern]

over all my goal with the pantone videos wasnt to say “this only effects a small niche so it doesnt matter” but instead to educate those unfamiliar with the actual issue so they could have a basic understanding so that further discussion of the topic, esp when it comes to potential solutions, can be relevant. and so we’re not stirring up misdirected outrage and derailing ourselves.

[mayakern]

if the majority is misguided and demands the wrong thing from a corporation, any action taken to mollify the outrage only needs to serve the optics of solving the perceived issue, which in this case is a non-issue.

not that i think my videos will actually change anything, but 🤷‍♀️ sometimes u just throw shit at the void

[voidinc]

There’s only one Pantone color The Void cares about.

[1o9]

[voidinc]

Is … is this Richard?!

[wormbus-art]

The abyss and a friend :)

[voidinc]

Who is infinite enough to hold The Void?

[violetsonhorizons]

sorry let me just *puts you on 1.25 speed*

[voidinc]

Both time and The Void are infinite. This won’t help you be rid of me any sooner.

[memegod]

[voidinc]

You are always welcome here, child.

(Note to marketing, can we send this family some day passes? The publicity would be phenomenal.)

[glumshoe]

this may sound harsh but IMHO if you want to become a villain and you can’t tapdance, don’t even bother

[glumshoe]

Oh good point. Post retracted.

If you want to become a villain, tapdancing—either by you or by one (or all !) of your henchmen—is strongly encouraged. If you can’t tapdance please just make sure your villain song is sufficiently catchy and in a minor key that can be easily adapted into a tapdance routine.

[glumshoe]

Villain: “And now... girls, come on in...”

Hero: “What? This is our final showdown. Don’t bring kids into this!”

Villain: “Oh, they’re not here to fight. This is the Peoria Junior High Fred Astaire Girl’s Tapdancing Troupe. Please be nice to them—they’ve come all the way from Illinois for this!”

Hero: “Why?!”

Villain: “I have no sense of rhythm. Just never had the head for it—you know how it is. But what kind of villainous musical number would this be without a tapdancing interlude? Take it away, ladies!”

[voidinc]

This is just Heinz Doofenschmirtz

[the-floral-skeleton]

Unmute! (It’s the Jurassic Park theme)

[butterflies-in-the-vineyard]

whatever i'm talking into the void i don't know why

[voidinc]

Thanks. The Void was feeling a little empty.