Sade Olutola
titsay
shark vs the universe
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Kaledo Art
Stranger Things
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
JVL
cherry valley forever
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taylor price
#extradirty
Claire Keane
we're not kids anymore.
KIROKAZE
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@duckbilledwren
I love it when folks get the "-ist" and "-est" suffixes mixed up. Like, I'm fully prepared to believe that you're medieval, but medievalest? That's a bold claim!
#that character is NOT your 'specialist princess' unless you can tell me right now what they specialize in (via @jennynext)
Getting kidnapped, mostly.
It’s warm again and I’m craving the beach. But not just any beach. Specifically a beach with beautiful cliffs, crystal clear ice-cold water, and vibrant green algae. I don’t live near one of those so I will draw it instead 🌊
Crowd Killed at the Uruki Punk Show
moles + worms + shrew
sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it
Pixel post dividers for everyone! It's not much, but feel free to use them if you'd like. I don't know the ideal size for these, so let me know if they're too tall. I can make them a bit shorter next time.
reblog to be eaten by this thing
I confess every time I see one of those jokes about how estrogen lets you double jump, there's a gremlin voice in the back of my head that assumes we're talking about a metroidvania and tries to figure out the full transition-milestone-based upgrade tree. Laser hair removal grants an iframe dodge. Using she/her pronouns in public for the first time confers +50% fire resistance. Bottom surgery lets you breathe underwater.
Choosing you don't /want/ bottom surgery lets you survive in acid—this was intended to be a mutually exclusive thing, with varying pockets of acid and water each containing different routes to the same areas (the platforming section to get "skirt go spinny" is brutal if you opted for bottom surgery). This mostly functions as intended but speedrunners obviously use a glitch to get both powerups, which saves about 2 minutes in any%.
Porter Robinson - Russian Roulette
This is the messiest web weave ever but the new Porter Robinson song has my mind in a vice grip
Mad.
Dr bfly's Ginger Citrus Spice Cookies
AKA the cookie recipe I've been fiddling with and refining for like a decade and the only cookies I make anymore because I like them too much Ingredients: • 12 Tbsp (1.5 sticks) butter - I'm lazy and use salted most of the time. idk how europeans measure their butter so do your own conversion • 3/4 tsp salt if using unsalted butter • ¼ cup molasses • 1 large egg • 2¼ cup all-purpose flour • 1.5 cup brown sugar • 1 tsp baking soda • 1 Tbsp ground ginger • 1 Tbsp ground cinnamon • 1 tsp ground cloves • 1 tsp ground allspice • ½ tsp ground nutmeg • ½ tsp ground cardamom • ½+ cup minced candied ginger • ½+ cup minced candied orange peel • up to a shot's worth ~(40ml) bourbon, Cointreau, both, or other liquor according to taste • Optional: 1-2 tbsp powdered buddha's hand* • turbinado sugar
*this is an ingredient I invented because a friend kept giving me buddha's hand so I started candying it like you would make candied orange peel or whatever but it still kept going bad so I stuck it in a dehydrator for a whole day and then put it into a spice grinder and it's great for imparting a citrusy floral note to any baked goods. You could probably approximate the same by candying, dehydrating, and grinding other citrus peels.
Instructions:
Soften butter in large mixing bowl. Beat in egg and molasses. If in a rush, butter can be gently melted, but be careful to let it cool for a few minutes at least before adding in egg. Using melted butter will give the final cookies a more “crinkly” appearance and texture, which may or may not be to your taste. I like them both ways, personally.
Stir in sugar, as well as minced ginger, orange peel, and bourbon if you’re using it.
In separate mixing bowl, evenly stir or sift together all remaining ingredients except for the turbinado sugar
Slowly beat dry mixture into wet mixture. The dough is very thick and sticky, so a hand mixer may have problems. I recommend either a stand mixer with paddle attachment or a wooden spoon and a strong arm.
Refrigerate dough for at least 3 hours. If in a rush, you can put it in the freezer for 30 minutes, and then pop it back in between batches. You should be able to handle the dough without it sticking all over your hands.
Preheat oven to 350F (~175C)
Roll dough into balls no more than ¾ inch (~20mm) in diameter. Pour turbinado sugar onto a plate and then roll dough balls in the sugar and squash down into discs.
Place on parchment paper covered baking sheet and bake for 10-13 minutes
Rest on cooling rack but also eat some of them before they finish cooling when nobody's looking
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(also I forgot to mention in the original recipe but sometimes I'll also throw in a handful of minced fresh ginger. did I mention I really like ginger)
i love this website cause you can just list things that are lovely and people will be like right on i'll reblog that and it's literally like soup. oranges. hand holding. green couches. the stars. mary oliver. bisexuals. small animals.
can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko
baby need smoko
BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO
hi smokonation!
my friends marah @mahrahpalestine and nader @abdalsalam2000 are suffering under the israeli regime and desperately need your help. i've spoken extensively with the both of them and can personally vouch for them.
they are living through things we can barely imagine. please, if you can, it would mean the world to me if you could spare some money or time. palestine will be free.
nader's campaign is here
marah's campaign is here
does anyone know how to respond when people text you
social energy life hacks
talking with my friends who i love strategy & guide
it's very important that you're friends with furries and trannies and faggots and freaks and perverts it's good for your soul
reblorg if you're a furry, a tranny, a faggot, a freak and/or a pervert!
i get to see sturgeon every weekend so i made this:)
yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-
did she just win.
I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!
wait wait wait stew goblin wait
