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julienjolras

That’s enough

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me walking into a mcdonalds in 2037: i’d like the 5 for .0000005 meal please :)

cashier: sure thing! that’ll just be .0000005 bitcoins. would you like to pay with wifi or take out a McLoan?

me: comcastie-kins can i pwease use the intewnet to twansfew some bitcoins to mcdonawds? ówò

comcast: uh oh pumpkin, you didn’t upgrade to the new premium money exchange package yet :(

me: guess i’ll take out another McLoan then!

cashier: sir it looks like you’ve actually exceeded your limit, you currently owe .13 bitcoins to mcdonald’s and im legally required to arrest you

me: not if i kill myself first

cashier, chasing me with a net: mcdonald’s owns the rights to your life so you’re not allowed to die

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chxrrywhine-deactivated20190101

since y’all are bringing Dunkirk back I just wanna say my boy alex got a bad rap. everyone during the press tour kept talkin about how much of a d*ck he was but he wasn’t???????? he was a scared baby duckling who didn’t wanna die and i just wanna say 1. y’all suck & 2, alex ur doing amazing sweetie

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fourdrinksantiago

Not to say that my story is the same as Rosa’s at all. It’s not. But there were things that we wanted and thought would be really important — like the word itself: bisexual. To me, that’s an important word in my coming out. I know that not all people are totally celebratory of that word because it’s from a time where it was like these two genders — that’s all there is. And now there’s a lot more flexibility and fluidity in sexuality, which is why sometimes I gravitate toward the word queer as well. For me, bisexuality includes people that are trans, it can include people who identify in different kind of ways. But for Rosa, there was a point for her where she heard that word somewhere along the line and she saw herself in that word, so for her, it was important for her to identify in that way. I suggested that that word was really important to Rosa and that it also would be really important to the bi community to have that word said aloud on TV. Not just a suggestion that she dates girls now, but a clarity on this character: This is who I am, and I’d like you to know it — and accept it.

Stephanie Beatriz on Rosa coming out (x)

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striders

y’all really have to stop coming into peoples inboxes and assuming they know the hottest take on Hellsite Discourse down to the most minute details. normal everyday users do not take the time to look up a callout post for every random URL that might be on a post they reblog and when you show up and start tearing someone a new asshole for something like that as though they should have had the foresight to know every wrong thing a person they might interact with in passing has done it not only makes you look like a douchebag but it holds real people to impossible and frankly ridiculous standards. thanks for coming to my ted talk

dailyniall

Niall for 1883 Magazine

johnnydora

If a kid that’s bi is watching TV and doesn’t really see anyone that identifies as bi or queer that is in a happy, functioning relationship, that has a good job, that lives past a 3-episode guest star arc — or maybe the bi character is hypersexualized or possibly a villain, [which] happens a lot — what does that mean for a 12, 13-year-old watching television and consuming media, and thinking, ‘Well who am I then? I guess I’m not this thing because I’m not a villain, I don’t want to be hypersexualized, I want what everybody wants, to live happy and well.

Stephanie Beatriz

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