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this will stay in my ask box forever. i have never enjoyed an ask so much as i have enjoyed this one

disabilities are not superpowers, that being said having auditory processing disorder my entire life made me insane at freestyling, cause my mental libary of homophobic phrases (rhymes) is massive and keeps expanding every day

whyenn-reader

HOMOPHONIC PHRASES HOMOPHONIC HOMOPHONIC SOUNDALIKES RHYMES ECHOS

HAVING AN EXTENDED LIBRARY OF HOMOPHOBIC PHRASES DOES NOT HELP YOU WITH FREESTYLING UNLESS YOU ARE EMINEM.

whyenn-reader

NOT THIS ONE IM BEGGING

arikot27

cannibalchicken

spones-in-my-bones

@robinade YOU CANT JUST LEAVE THAT THERE hdhddhdydhdndhhfnff

howisthepope

dead

translatingpoststogerman

wiegehtesdempapst

tot

derinthescarletpescatarian

Thinking about those egg tubes

derinthescarletpescatarian

For those confused in the notes, these are mostly sold to restaurants. Egg salad and egg garnish in retaurant food needs to look attractive; ever notice how if you get a salad in a lot of these places, the pieces are always perfect slices with white on the outside and yolk in the middle? Most of a sliced egg doesn't look like that because of the shape that the egg and yolk is, so if they were just boiling and slicing eggs, they'd have to throw out more than half the egg if they wanted their slices to look nice.

These tubes are just made of normal eggs but boiled together in along tube shape. This way the whole thing looks pretty except the ends. That's more egg per egg! They also store and transport easier than separate eggs, and because they're sold precooked they save a lot of boiling and egg peeling time in the kitchen and result in a far more consistent product, cooked to perfection. Slicing up a big egg tube is much faster and produces better results than the kitchen staff having to boil and peel eggs themselves each time.

dduane

TIL about tube eggs. :)

biestcallisto

The German kids show with the mouse has your back

derinthescarletpescatarian

For those asking in the notes, the above video shows the long egg factory machines in operation.

onthedriftinthetardis

The EU (still) wants to scan your private messages and photos

🚨 You WILL Be Impacted 🚨

Every photo, every message, every file you send will be automatically scanned—without your consent or suspicion.

If you live in the EU*, contact your MEPs NOW and tell them to vote NO! Go here to learn more & FIGHT BACK!

https://fightchatcontrol.eu/

*especially if you live in Germany - they have not yet decided, and their opposition is crucial!

Please reblog! If the EU passes this, it weakens online privacy worldwide.

slepiesheep

Happy 26th anniversary to SpongeBob! Finally finished this animation. It has been rotting in my gallery for 2 years

slepiesheep

OK SO THIS HAPPENED. THE OFFICIAL SPONGEBOB ACCOUNT COMMENTED

bbnotumbl

ducktollers

🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊

junkyardshrub

SCROLL BACK UP THIS IS A PAINTING

for reference

Cryingggggg

The person who subbed the 70s czech cinderella in english added emoticons so the entire movie is like

and this one is making me lose it

cctinsleybaxter

:'-)

darkacademiaarchivist

@mikonezz

basi-boy

oh mein gott ich konnte letztens das beste comeback der welt bringen. so I was at a party, right. dezent angetrunken. laber mit nem typen der wohl weed anbaut. zwischen den mischutensilien (saft, softgetränke und mehrere flaschen wodka) stehen zwei plastik zitronen. you know how it is with zitronenkonzentrat. er meint, das zeug wollte er sich unbedingt mal holen weil das wohl gut für die erde seiner pflanzen wäre, aber er kriegt das einfach nirgendwo. record scratch.

??? bitch, zitronenkonzentrat gibt es überall? literally bei jedem rossmann und netto?? unser gespräch wird lauter, weil wo zur hölle gehst du einkaufen, dass es da nicht diese plastik zitronen gibt? geh random in irgendeinen laden, du wirst die safe da finden. und dann platzt es aus ihm heraus:

"JA ABER DAS GIBT'S NICHT BEI MEINEM EDEKA"

und dann, meine sternstunde. für diesen moment wurde ich geboren.

"DANN GEH DOCH ZU NETTO"

instant death. fatality. ich hab mich noch nie so machtvoll gefühlt

pieklo

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

savedgame

Reposting these here cause yeah I hate the conversation that oh U cup boobies that jiggle everytime a anime girl breathes aren’t sexual cause real life women have macromastia is soooo fucking stupid, You commissioned the avatar to look like that and you know damn well it gets your views up. Stop playing dumb and stop associating actual feminist concepts with your 2024 equivalent of a Click Her To Fuck Sakura pop up ad.

savedgame

like if you wanna be a horny vtuber you wanna draw porn or women with z size tits getting fucked I do not care there is absolutely nothing wrong with that But to pretend it isn’t sexual and to associate actual human women with your fetish art is ridiculous.

cerastes

It feels to me like the exact argument vtubers and adjacents make when they say “loli is just a body type”, sure, petite women exist, but you aren’t portraying a petite woman when you are also dropping onii-chans and straining to make a childish voice, if that’s what you are going for, whatever, but at least own up to it instead of being a pussy and making excuses, we both know what’s up.