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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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i secretly want a little bit more of everything all the time
what if on Taskmaster one of the contestants died in the middle of filming a task but after doing enough of the task for it to be deemed complete so since there was nothing in the rules to say you had to be alive throughout they allowed it. & then all the other contestants bombed so badly that the dead person won the task and in the studio Greg was there like 'wow you all managed to do worse than Christine and she was dead for most of it'
they don't sub in a replacement contestant for the studio shows so one of the chairs is just empty and sometimes when contestants are arguing their case on something they're like 'I think if Christine was still with us she'd take my side' and Greg would be like 'for fuck's sake stop bringing up Christine'
also everyone (Greg included) would dunk on Alex for 'killing Christine' with the task and Alex would keep nervously laughing it off and be like 'legally speaking we weren't responsible for what happened to Christine'
the interstitials for the season occasionally feature randomly inserted shots of Christine's lifeless body lying on the ground
obviously it would already have been announced that Christine died filming Taskmaster but during the show they wouldn't say which task it happened in so every time there's a Christine segment it'd be like is this the one where she died 🤔 let's watch and find out
in a kill it with your sword kill it with your sword amen mood today
You cannot say that a top grossing artist is "feral" or making you "feral." You are listening to the Billboard Top 40. You are very domesticated.
Stupid ass take. The fame of the artist doesn't define how it makes you feel. Do you not see me go hogwild eating potatoes, easily one of the top 5 most well known vegetables
We're like shooting stars you and I
Too bad they don't really make this. They're so cute.
So Obvious Plant *does* actually make everything you see in the photos, they're just super limited runs. You can buy things directly from their website or sign up for their email list to get notified of new releases. This is incredibly dangerous and damaging to the wallet.
You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"
And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."
And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.
God this makes me think of this screenshot:
"it minimizes you as a person" really wraps up my entire discomfort with the whole "oh but i'm just a girl" thing when used in most situations.
No Doubt spinning in their graves hearing people overuse “I’m just a girl”… and they’re not even dead yet!
Completely lost all concepts of joke comprehension for a moment because my instinct was to register this as a new type of kitchencel
Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!
❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.
The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"
- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.
🗡 Your left leg took 99 Pig Damage!
🗡 Your right leg took 99 Pig Damage!
❤️ Your health is in critical condition...eat a 🍎 Healing Apple to restore it!
🗡 Your left arm took 99 Pig Damage!
🗡 Your right arm took 99 Pig Damage!
🗡 Your torso took 99 Pig Damage!
❤️ Your health is fucked. There's no hope for you!
🗡 Your head took 99 Pig Damage!
❗️You have died! Cause of death - 🐗 Hog Swarm
"yea u prolly should make fun of big pig's speech impediment. where he says s insteas of A sometine. seems unwise idk" - Sun Tzu
We’ve found a new game
This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes
reblog to feed her notes
How is she doing this
me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me
me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me