Life in Abbreviations

I guess I'm a doctor, or something like that. Fluent in sarcasm and double entendre, occasionally dabbles in Spanish. (I'm pretty much always at vesalius.tumblr.com these days.)

[vesalius]

Those memos you don’t expect to ever see, but happen to make you a little bit happy when you receive one. 

Thanks, VAHS.

[think-progress]

Georgia Restores Gun Rights To Ex-Cop Who Tried To Sexually Assault A Woman With His Gun

[ductus-venosus]

A cop literally tried to sodomize a woman with his own service pistol. And now he is allowed to carry a firearm again.

[isaaclaheyz]

[transphobies-deactivated2016022]

"Believing that you are unworthy of love and belonging or that who you are authentically is a sin or is wrong, is deadly." - It Got Better featuring Laverne Cox (x)

[cloverblob]

how come when other people wear big headphones they just look like themselves with big headphones on but when I wear big headphones I look like a chicken nugget wearing poorly glued donuts on my head

[givemeinternet]

[divineirony]

[recoveringhipster-deactivated20]

So stoked about the Hobby Lobby ruling today. Officially going to incorporate myself so I can get a religious exemption for my student loans debt they violate my deeply held religious conviction that all debts are supposed to be forgiven every seven years, as per the book of Deuteronomy.

[kittiezandtittiez]

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

The years between eighteen and twenty-eight are the hardest, psychologically. It’s then you realize this is make or break, you no longer have the excuse of youth, and it is time to become an adult.

Helen Mirren (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

Relevant.

[tpfnewsdesk-deactivated20181216]

Also Not An Onion Article of the Day: A Porn Star is Challenging Rob Ford for the Mayorship of Toronto

"Trade in your Ford for a Benz" is the actual slogan porn star Nikki Benz is using in her campaign to unseat crack-smoking Toronto mayor Rob Ford. She formally announced her candidacy Wednesday.

"Trade in your Ford for a Benz" is the actual slogan porn star Nikki Benz is using inher campaign to unseat crack-smoking Toronto mayor Rob Ford. She formally announced her candidacy Wednesday.

Benz is from the same Toronto borough as the Ford brothers, but, unlike her opponent, she doesn’t smoke crack. Also unlike her opponent, she’s starred in 217 adult films and was Penthouse’s 2011 Pet of the Year.

But don’t let her impressive resumé distract you from her platform, which includes beefing up Toronto’s public transit by adding a Downtown Relief Line and bringing light rail to the suburbs. She also feels her industry could, er, stimulate the local economy as it once did in L.A.

Oh, and she wants to make National Masturbation Day a civic holiday. O, Canada!

"At least I’m honest and transparent. No hidden agenda," she told the Toronto Sun.

Meanwhile, the incumbent remains in rehab, where his brother Doug says he’s been “fabulous.”

"He enjoys feeling healthy, says he’s feeling healthier than he has in a long time … you’re going to see a new Rob Ford when he comes back,” Doug Ford told The Globe and Mail.

He said he’s not sure when his brother will begin campaigning for reelection.

[H/T Fark, Photo: Nikki Benz/Twitter]

Source: Jay Hathaway for Gawker

[patrickat]

White privilege is posting a manifesto on Youtube and carrying out a mass shooting that causes more deaths than the Boston Marathon bombing and the media doesn’t label you a terrorist.

[goodtimesroll24]

I have to agree with this.

[chaevelvets-blog]

[yourbigsisnissi]

the world wasn’t ready for his talent or honesty

[donnamissal]

[sassenach-kiss]

this movie was gold

[staturn]

I used to hate sleeping because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours but now I love sleep because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours

[ductus-venosus]

Is Mountain Dew supposed to taste citrus-y?? Because it tastes like college final exams and heart palpitations.

[royalpleasuree]