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Kalyn. Tampa. 30. Bisexual. Short. Sassy. Body positive. LGBTQA+ Against racism. Feminist. I will not stand for TERFs or anyone else who takes feminism and makes it gross or exclusionary. Don't argue with me, you'll most likely lose. My tumblr isn't about adult stuff, but I still prefer 18+. If younger, I will block for your sake. I will change your life. I promise. 

[parkchanwoohoo]

This whole series is so goddamn funny

[catasters]

[agnesandhilda]

shoutout to the woman from my high school martial arts class who liked to get me in joint locks and then joke about how I was easy to catch. you cannot comprehend how psychosexually formative that was for me

[agnesandhilda]

imagine, if you will, having an adolescent half-crush on someone way older than you, which is also confusingly blurred up with admiration of them as a role model. now imagine that you and that person are in a social environment where it is acceptable to (platonically, consensually) choke someone. I think I was very normal about it considering the circumstances

[agnesandhilda]

she would demonstrate takedowns on her husband (also in the class, and who was not a small man) before we got to try them and the first time I saw her twist him around and down onto the floor like it was easy my entire abdomen clenched

[agnesandhilda]

I cannot stress enough how eager this guy was to be manhandled (womanhandled?) and flipped around by his wife. he was her de facto guinea pig whenever she got to teach and I never saw him unenthusiastic about it. he'd set himself up for a joint lock fully smiling. the other adults in the class occasionally teased him about it (being so quick to let your wife put you in a submission hold tends to raise a few eyebrows), and I always kind of wanted to defend him but what would I have said? like, don't worry. I won't judge you. I also like being pinned down by your wife

[draculaisagothwizzard-deactivat]

That last sentance really hits ya like a psychosexually formative takedown

[agnesandhilda]

[everyday-cutephoto]

[shutyourmoustache]

“There’s simply no room for me to park my hellcat” wins best in show for me.

[girlmostlikely]

Death to all of them lowkey…

[evrikka]

inst.

[deresjot]

(via Pin auf Quick Saves)

[lakevida]

the fool who refuses to see the light is forever doomed to live in darkness

fake and gay lets talk about something that actually matters ⤵️

Tofu Wontons with Yellow Curry Broth

Tasty vegetarian tofu wontons paired with a yellow curry broth. There are also step-by-step photos on how to fold the wontons.

[inqyblots]

@thiscoulddefinealifetime

[thiscoulddefinealifetime]

This looks so fucking good

[gwm247]

Demi Bennett (Rhea Ripley)

[akindplace]

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

[savaravah]

[5oil]

https://instagram.com/p/-txnpxAlGe/

[eonblueinmay]

Watching the process of this absolutely stunning painting makes it even more beautiful.

The artist is Sydney Swisher

[obweecree]

Hehe

[mybeautifulpoland]

Kraków, Poland by Dawid Wysocki

[kaiserin-erzsebet]

I once again made the mistake of going on Instagram.

This is apparently an example of historians erasing queer people:

Look at a certain point this is just lack of reading comprehension. This sentence invites you to make that conclusion ON PURPOSE. Why else would they be noting this evidence in this way? We can't act like mildly vague academic language is meant to be erasure.

[kaiserin-erzsebet]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but intentionally describing things as "homoerotic" or "like a couple" or extensively quoting intimate correspondence is not an elaborate ploy to deny gay implications.

It is more often turning to the camera and going "you see this? Sure looks like they're a couple, doesn't it? (Wink wink nudge nudge) I can't conclusively say that, but you see this too, right?"