owo what's dis???

its been 800 years since I've used tumblr and I don't know what's hip with the kids anymore. 22 yo college student with crippling depression and a huge debt. the profile pic is my emotional assistance dog, her name is kiki and she lives in another plane of existence.

[tahthetrickster]

who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week

[tahthetrickster]

too bad, im showing you anyway

[arsondotpng]

a non-photoshopped picture of someone actually wearing them, for your viewing pleasure

[melonisopod]

[tom-spanks]

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

[scumfuckus]

[yiffpunk]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ureuhito2]

If you don't reblog this, you're heartless.

[thebootydiaries]

This man was born with glass bones and paper skin.  Every morning he breaks his legs, and every afternoon he breaks his arms. At night, he lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep.

[pokekmon-deactivated20170218]

which spongebob character is the white gay friend

[beeorchids-moved-deactivated201]

larry the lobster next question

[moomwdwmfqn-deactivated20171118]

larry is that type of gay w/ masc4masc and “no fats no fems” on his Floundr bio

[yourbrothershotfriend]

Floundr bio I’m out

[radiumdesu]

i had to read this on my dash and now you have to too

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned about the Top 20 most awkward moments on the internet (x)

[dollmaycry]

look at this absolute baby i found at work the other day

[dykesphoria]

[dykesphoria]

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

…. gurl.

[skrotchevo]

[nightlifemingus]

sad how we treat are animals….

[stunningpicture]

[sasquatchbeefjerky]

wats he doin

[mens-rights-activia]

his very best

[cosmicrystalwitch]

he smol

[catchymemes]

[everythingfox]

Wolf pup howling for the first time

[arsenicrubies]

[throwbackblr]

Christopher Robin (2018)

[tryingtokeepitinmypants]

“Oh Bother…”, said Pooh.

[xlec]

[the-arch-bishop-deactivated2014]

Her on the left we see a douche bag. They’re quite easy to spot in the winter because they’ll be wearing summer or sports clothing.

[xlec]

What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me? Wtf? I’ll have you know that I lift bro, and I’ve been involved in numerous white boy incidents, and I have over 300 confirmed bad text messages. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the second biggest poser at my school. Hahahhaahah You are nothing to me but just another being with No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark. my fucking. hashtags. You think you can get away with calling me a douche bag over the Internet? Think again, you buffoon. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has a lot of swag, and my mom is callin yo moms ratchet ass. you better prepare for a tsunami of yolo. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead. Yololess. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Nike apparel on. Not only am I extensively trained at playing sports and pissing other people off, but I have access to the entire Abercrombie store AND all Polo shirts known to man. and I will use them to their full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you won’t be able to harlem shake. You’re fucking dead.

[thedancingfiend]

his shirt literally says muscle milk

[idubzz]

me, desperate, begging on my knees: please just have one coherent fucking thought

my absolute shit brain:

[txnyghoul]

[whitepeopletwitter]