Lint Licker

[onlyhams]

I wish I had a hairy chest like yours😞😔

don’t worry smooth king, you are hydrodynamic and can easily outmaneuver maritime predators

[toastbutteregg]

im so sorry but this is so funny

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

[cosmic-deeds-undone]

Okay but in all honesty?

“Silence, or you will be held in contempt of this court.” “I have nothing BUT COMTEMPT for this court!” has got to be the greatest exchange of word in human history and it came from the 1986 Transformers Movie.

[febeeary-deactivated20190323]

op i hope you don’t mind me adding, but “you, who are without mercy, now plead for it?” is also absolutely fucking metal and also comes from the 1986 Transformers movie

[an-apocalypse-of-magpies]

It’s been pointed out before that this line from one of the Transformers comics is one of the rawest threats in the English language:

“I’ve heard it said that we only gain wisdom through suffering And tonight, I intend to make you very wise.”

[johntorrington]

who wants to go to the aquarium with me i want to stand in cold rooms for two hours straight and look at jellyfish and maybe pet a small stingray

[johntorrington]

emotionally i am here

[beadyeyes]

do your commission open???

take me back to the 1400s when people were murdering each other with fucking rocks

[beadyeyes]

i answered the wrong ask. sorry

[sheryl-lee]

“Costume designer Mayes C. Rubeo ensured the cast wardrobe enhanced the authenticity of each episode. […] As the series segued from black and white to color, Rubeo collaborated with the director of photography and production designer to ensure they achieved the perfect overall look. She describes the first three episodes as ‘particularly stunning,’ including a psychedelic 1970s print dress for Wanda in the third episode.”

Wanda Maximoff + outfits WANDAVISION (2021)

[addelburgh]

[abbaisthebestbandever]

wats he doin

[potatochipped]

His best

[dankmemeuniversity]

[justsomerandomgaynerd]

[mjalti]

when ur parents start talkin shit about ur personality

[dankmemeuniversity]

[justsomerandomgaynerd]

[tayloralison]

queen of relatable lyrics ✨

[heyimboredtalktome]

I'll have y'all know that my favorite figure skater's parents told her that to get a dog she'd have to do well at the Olympics and she went and won the frickin Olympics when she was 15💀

Her: I want a dog

Her mom and dad: Yeah sweetie, do well at the Olympics and we'll see

Alina Zagitova: Ok

[spirituallywhore-deactivated202]

DID SHE GET THAT WELL DESERVED DOG SHE WANTED

[heyimboredtalktome]

Idk if her parents got her one, but the fucking president of Japan gave one to her when he found out that she wanted one

[jumpingjacktrash]

“this is fluffy, i got him from the president of japan because i won the olympics”

[spoil-mynight-deactivated201909]

Favorite high school memory?

Leaving

[scarlct-vvitch]

i honestly dont get why people stopped reblogging things they like on here bc like what are you afraid of??? people thinking youre cringey?? guess what bitch! youre on tumblr! it's all cringey! reblog everything you like and do it shamelessly no one fuckin cares

[proletarianprincess]

Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

[sillysayaka]

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly