🪼Jellyfish🪼

•20s•BLACK•🏳️‍🌈•she/her•BLM•18+• ⚜️Will every year be “one for the history books” going forward?⚜️ 🍄🍄🍄

[sentrysvoid]

Glass Onion dir. Rian Johnson | 2022

[teamhawkeye]

We put glow collars on the dogs when we walk them at night, and it is Extremely™️ effective on Boswell

[ooppo]

Guards! Fuck each other witless against the floor. Her royal highness requires references for her yaoi drawings of the knights of the round table fandom

[helloitsbees]

propaganda on my dash

[helloitsbees]

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? BOINKING AN OOMF? A LONGTIME, SHORT-DISTANCE OOMF?

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

[teaboot]

sick fuck ate his wife

[pitbolshevik]

im really desperate to know who the fuck lent him this thing and agreed to let him review it like they had to know he wasn't gonna be nice about it

[pitbolshevik]

you can actually hear the hatred in his voice

[hydro-homies]

[boringkate]

It's so important to know your rights. Like did you know that it's actually completely legal to kill a cop if you're trying to impress a cute girl?

[i-am-a-fish]

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

[ledogeishere]

does singing in the shower count as art

[i-am-a-fish]

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

[jethroq]

[wettestwraith]

prev dont leave this in the tags

[silvergryphonart]

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

[musicalhell]

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

[juh-was-deactivated19691231-dea]

the horse is so fuckable

[itznarcotic]

[lavenderlemniscate]

inaccurate, they will survive.

[superchat]

counterattacking

[itznarcotic]

they are now playing a friendly game of speed pong :3

[moldavite]

tortured. sickly. bisexual.

[ruinedchildhood]

[x]

[toxicmp3]

he had to ask the audience

[crabussy]

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

[crabussy]

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

[crabussy]

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

[crabussy]

I am nineteen years old

[crabussy]

I am so sorry I just turned 20 I hope you can forgive me

[crabussy]

. yeah okay true I did do that

[luluu9sblog-deactivated20220911]

you’re allowed 2 minutes of sadness then you gotta keep it gangsta

[gettiregretti]

“DON’T write this character like-“

“Stop drawing them with-!”

“I’m so sick of fandom sleeping on-“

My friend, do it yourself then.

[iamda05]

Some people don't know how to draw or write dumbass

[gettiregretti]

Then perish.

No but in all seriousness, I have no sympathy for you. I didn’t work for years on my writing voice or artwork skills just to cater to your fandom preferences. No one else in your fandom did either. No one owes you artwork that matches your headcanon.

You have three choices if you want fanworks that match your internal vision;

1) learn how to make fanworks yourself (fic, art, cosplay, gifsets, profile pictures, roleplays)

2) commission someone else to make the fanworks you desire with money or trades, or inspire gifted works by hyping up ideas you like/writing prompts and headcanons

3) eat your lovingly pre-prepared fandom food without being rude to the people keeping your fandom alive