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If you had three wishes, what would you wish for?
"shrooms, someone to worship and love me for all eternity, getting rid of this stupid touch thing,"
If you had to create an alter ego for yourself, who would it be and what would you name them?
"i am the alter ego, duh. i'd constantly dress up in various david bowie inspired outfits and report crimes against fashion around the world. or, just outside clubs on saturday nights. my name would be...hm. not really creative enough for that so maybe i'd just be the club crusader,"
Have you ever been on a blind date?
"yes. ended badly when she decided we should hold hands,"
What do you attribute the fall of skinny jeans to?
"they're forcing a 90s renaissance on us, so they're trying to make us ditch skinny jeans in favour of low rise. i refuse to give them up, they're not really falling out of fashion people are just choosing comfort. they're all manufactured fads anyways, everyone knows you should always wear whatever the fuck you want,"
Which designer revolutionized fashion for you? Who is single handedly fucking it up?
"i know you want me to say something totally non-plussed or easy like vivienne westwood with commercialised punk or chanel with those little power suits but i'm going to say levi strauss. what were we before jeans? nothing! they are the single most accessible and probably worn items of clothing in the world,"
"i'm watching harris reed at the moment though, and mowalola ogunlesi. it's like my two personalities come together; flouncy light materials versus 70s psychedelic inspired fits. would pay for one of the latter's leather jackets,"
What do you believe is the best part of being a vampire?
"immortality, duh. living forever is quite fun, despite what a large majority of media says,"
callie-everest:
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There was something about the stranger that was honestly just deeply charismatic, and Callie couldn’t help but feel drawn to him. He had a certain flair, and held himself with a self-assured confidence that she envied. She took in his attire, admiring the precision with which the outfit had clearly been put together, his fingers covered in bright, almost gaudy jewellery.
“Ah, yes, you’re actually not the first customer I’ve had to make that request,” she grinned, selecting a glass for him and beginning to make the drink. “Do you have a booking with one of the donors?” she asked, an innocent enough question, but she was curious. Was he going to be seeing Matty, or one of the other donors? Did he enjoy feeding? She wanted to know it all.
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“nice to know i’m not the only one with taste,” he jokes as he sits by the bar, looking over the woman behind with an interested gaze. a human, working here of all places? that was quite risky, and she wasn’t even downstairs where the donors were. jean-claude could smell the blood in her veins and found it a shame she was off limits.
“not till later,” jean-claude explains. “i usually like a drink beforehand,” though, that was because jean-claude needed to be somewhat tipsy to touch the donors. he was still trying to arrange a somewhat more clinical method to drink with iv access and a drip stand so he wouldn’t have to press his lips against skin. sometimes, j.c didn’t want to see things. it was tiring, always having to brace yourself before every potential interaction. what would he see? 4th birthday party or someone who’d hung themselves in the woods?
“which means i can spend plenty of time with you,”
simplyxsaylor:
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Saylor ribbed him back in equal measure as the hand not held out for him to hold palmed her breast over her shirt with a firm squeeze. “You know if you wanna cop a feel all you gotta do is ask right babes?” She nudged him in the ribs the fabric of his shirt making the contact safe. “Y’know you’ve never explained why you like to eat this junk with me.” Her hand gestured to the cacophony of junk food spread out before them accompanied by a few cases of beer. Some of which is snorted through her nose as a laugh heaves her small frame. “Please, Jeanie. As if you’d ever wear anything so basic.” The beer had burned her nostrils and made her eyes water and voice raspy. “Luke, I am your father.” The statement sounded asinine but was equally hilarious and a fit of giggles also burst through. “Shit. I’m gonna piss myself. The Osbournes!” Just then a contestant on the show said something so unfathomably dumb that further laughter came forth and her hand instinctively grabbed onto his to steady herself.
As quickly as the contact was made Saylor snatched her hand back. “Fuck, man, I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean–.” She paused, to take in the expression on his face. “Was it bad?” The young-siren had no knowledge of what he saw whenever his skin brushed against hers, only what the consequences were if the contact did happen. There had certainly been no intention of forcing her contact on him. In an effort to give him some more space in case time to process was needed she scooted a bit further down the couch. Not wanting him to feel as though he wasn’t allowed to touch her again from her actions, she once more calmly extended her hand to the center of the couch, palm up. She’d never deny him a chance for genuine contact. Of an opportunity for the little gestures everyone other than himself seemed to take for granted. “Whatever it was, it’s okay. I trust you.”
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“ah, i don’t think we’re at the stage in out friendship yet where we grope eachother relentlessly and then end up having messy, sweaty sex on the couch,” j.c replied with a wink in her direction - not like he hadn’t thought about it but, he enjoyed saylor’s company too much to do that. these moments were more important than getting into a messy fucking situation. “because i don’t actually need to do a lot of things like blink and breathe but i do. makes people more comfortable,” which was true. similarly, he cawed out a long laugh at saylor’s impression of vader, about to say something back when she grabbed his hand.
the effect is instantaneously, to say the least. it’s dark, the thinnest cracks in wood letting through only a little light. somebody is walking around outside, and he’s crying silently, panic choking anything that might come out. this isn’t the first time, there’s a familiarity to how small the space is but that doesn’t make this easier. a question lingers; how long will he be in here this time?
it’s gone as soon as it’s come to him yet, jean-claude still finds it difficult to shake an experience that was so much like his own. saylor was obviously let out but, how many times had it happened before? she’s stumbling apologies and he can just hear them. jean-claude turns and blinks just as saylor moves away to give him space. “c’mere,”
and he initiates the hug, leaning over and squeezing her tightly, not bothered if what he should see would be just as bad, or not. thankfully, it isn’t, yet he still doesn’t let go.
thebellamybarnes:
Bella was certainly not of the time to appreciate his Von Dutch ensemble and yet she could imagine it being worn to brunch. It would make brunch more interesting to say the least, because of course she did imagine it in the way that he was not meaning for it to be. “Well they are making a come back, just not on me,” she chuckled a little, she sort of would have enjoyed seeing the whole outfit in all honesty, sometimes once things had so much eventually they started to come back around to being good.
She wasn’t sure if Nicky still would have been mad at her for not influencing him but she did have a pretty strong feeling the moment she did anything vampiric he would have been upset. “He wanted to chase after some guy who hurt his brother, take the whole pack with him to do it, nothing specifically cruel,” she stated of what she’d done when he asked. “He just mostly seemed offended I was being a vampire, because everyone is. Maybe not to you, because you’ve been doing it longer, maybe you have the right energy for it, but…perpetually my experience has been that me being a vampire somehow hinders everyone else’s lives.”
At his agreement she was hot she chuckled before nodding a little. “But I want to be able to do it on people who are aware, force my way in,” Bellamy scrunched up her face as though she were exerting some sort of effort even if she sat there opposite him not actually doing anything. “Ryden said I could keep trying on him, use my influence when he’s not aware I am, and I promised I wouldn’t do anything silly but I suppose I should maybe try a few more people. Would you come with me to try? We could go to like a bar or something?”
“sounds noble enough,” jean-claude sniffed with a shrug of a single shoulder, though he could understand why bellamy had tried to stop it. the prospect of someone you cared about getting hurt was never a fun one, and if you could stop it, why not? even by forceful means. the comment about hindering others made jean-claude laugh ever so slightly, knowing what she meant. sometimes, though, he felt she put a little too much energy into ‘being a vampire’. to jean-claude, who’d been alive far too long, there was only being yourself, who happened to be a vampire.
“people don’t get it,” was how he decided to approach it. “you watch all these films, play games, read books, on how vampires ‘are’ but that isn’t right. we’re dead, so we must be cold hearted. we drink blood, so we must be monsters. our entire existence is based on a stereotype,” it was something he had personally thought a lot about. “using compulsion is just as easy to us as breathing is to others. or - some shit like that,” jean-claude had never had a problem with living forever, or needing to partake in blood to survive. he reached into his jacket pocket, pulling out an ornate cigarette case.
“you will always be the villain. might as well play to it. especially where werewolves are concerned - underworld made them the good guys and really brought a real class divide to both our species. twilight did to. probably something to do with the majority of our kind being turned against their will. makes you sore,” jean-claude lit up, inhaling deeply.
he leaned over to boop her nose when she scrunched it up. “well then you simply need to over-power their defences. really boot the door down. you have to want it more than they want to keep you out,” the suggestion of going to a bar to practice was a good one, and j.c nodded. “of course, happy to provide parental supervision,”
sirensofia:he
“Not really,” she responded, genuine despite her done being sort of dismissive. In her mind she didn’t really have anyone except Saylor, which in reality was not true since he had shown up there in the middle of the night willing to pick her up and take her out into the middle of the woods. “What do you even have against him? He’s just some guy.”
When he said he wouldn’t watch out for Seymour she frowned, presuming he was mostly trying to be dramatic, especially since it was unlikely he’d hit the old stray anyway. “But what if your sincerity comes from your lack of sincerity, like the horse shoe effect, you go so far one way you start to come back around?” If he wanted to do it then it seemed only right that he get a chance to.
“Yeah, I’m literally never living here,” she stated, at least in agreement of his sarcastic statement, a home in the woods was by no means a glorious place to be residing. Descray, where the pair of them lived, wasn’t much better but at least it had places to eat and things to do she supposed. “Elora? No clue,” Sofia shrugged, the town was small but apparently not that small. “What’s your thing then? If Freud isn’t your style,” she teased as she approached the home, Seymour rushing around Sofia’s ankles only for the woman to pick him up into her arms and open the unlocked door.
The inside was actually relatively tidy, though there was leftovers on the counter and a few empty beer cans on various surfaces. It was obviously a small place and once inside Sofia placed Seymour down, the dog rushing through the trailer and down to the bedroom where Seymour jumped onto Roman’s side of the bed and began making himself at home. Sofia on the otherhand grabbed an old vintage Seahawks gym bag that belonged to her and started to roll up a throw blanket to go inside. “Grab a drink if you want though he won’t have anything other than beer and tequila,” Sofia informed him, unsure if JC was one of the vampires who imbibed in more than blood or not.
he didn’t reply to her asking what was wrong with roman; j.c didn’t have the proper words to describe it other than the way he didn’t like how sofia acted around him. that ever so slight bit of care rubbed him the wrong way for some reason. the trailer was fully illuminated now by the headlights of the car and he chuckled; “nobody should live here except lumberjacks and serial killers,”.
“if i told you what was my style, you’d take the piss,” jean-claude wasn’t too sure on how to elaborate on elora to, other than she’s a werewolf and she sells drugs. those were her two defining features, other than a nice body and a similar ability that was a tad more traumatic than his own. the vampire didn’t immediately follow his friend out and into the trailer, giving it a few moments until she entered to do so. the keys were still in the ignition, engine killed yet lighs still on as the vampire casually and eventually followed sofia inside.
over the threshold, the scent of dog hit him like a truck, easily overpowering booze, drugs, B.O. his nose immediately wrinkled and he forced himself to swallow it down, immediately deciding to busy himself by looking in cupboards. what for? nothing in particular. just something that looked vaguely valuable that he might be able to pinch.
“i won’t say no,” gloved fingers casually ran along bottle tops, looking for anything decent in the mix. j.c hated beer, so tequila it was, picking up a nice silvery bottle emblazed with an agave and blanco. this would do, shoving it into the pocket of his cardigan.
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micah-weber:
The more he explained the more Micah didn’t understand but that didn’t stop him from nodding his head slowly before eventually shaking his head, “Yeah, I got nothing. I was kind of off the grid for a while there.” The last four years of his life had been spent behind bars but he wasn’t exactly openly sharing that information. Most people started treating him a little differently once they found out he was an ex-con at the tender age of twenty-five. He leaned forward and pulled his phone out from his back pocket and started looking it up as prompted and made a face as he started to scroll through and quickly read the first article page that opened up about it. “Shit, that is so fucked. Kool-Aid is supposed to be some kind of sacred innocent beverage and now we gotta worry that someone is lacing fruit punch?” He blew out a breath and let his phone drop against the surface. “You start wearing that tote around town these days and someone might start pointing fingers at you.”
“Speaking of murder mysteries though, you hear some lady wrote an essay titled ‘How To Murder Your Husband’ actually did murder her husband? Talk about hitting the nail on the head with that one.”
“i know the feeling,” jean-claude had been off the grid to, for around 150 years, awakening in a completely new century. electricity? huge. cars? insane. the old vampire had adjusted pretty well to modern living, however, finding it much better than when he was alive. television was amazing, fashion and decor were so different and it had been like doing drugs for the first time in the sheer overwhelming-ness of it all. “honestly? i could dig that. i’d be one of those guys behind bars people send love letters to. there’d be a netflix documentry. i’ve always wanted a courtroom artist to take my likeness,” he joked ; because he really didn’t want fingers pointed at him. jean-claude was already somewhat wanted in a different country.
“that’s a power move. that’s a woman who knows what she’s doing. i want to meet her. might find out where she’s holed up and ask her opinions on things,”
callie-everest:
Since being made a manager, work had gotten a little more hectic, but Callie was genuinely loving her new role. She had more responsibility, and was in charge of ordering new inventory and keeping the bartenders on task and in check. It was nice to be using her brain a little more, and the only downside was that she had to sometimes deal with some more of the more irritable vampires that came in, although she was getting better at knowing how to calm them down. Opulence was starting to feel more and more like home, and any doubts she’d initially had about sticking around despite the situation with Kemper were rapidly disappearing.
She did a quick sweep of the restaurant, eyes scanning over every corner, checking that things were in order, and once she was satisfied she made her way behind the bar, beginning to cut up some of the citrus required for various drinks that they served. A new customer approached the bar area and she looked up to greet him, offering him a warm smile as he sat down at the bar. “Hi there… I haven’t seen you here before - welcome. What can I get you?”
@duderosiers
sometimes he did find himself in erzsebet’s, somewhere to get a decent meal and maybe a quick handjob afterwards. jean-claude strolled over the threshold, matching the aesthetic with his embroidered cape and cuban heels, thick rings on his fingers adorned with fake jewels. making his way to the bar, he sits and grins back at the barmaid behind the back.
“don’t usually come upstairs before i stroll down but - thought why not? have a few shots as an hors d'oeuvres before going down for the main course. i’m thinking of dessert today to, really treat myself,” taking the small menu that explained the wine selections, he turned it over twice.
“i’ll have a cheap sangria. just mix cola, red wine, orange juice. not as horrific as it sounds, i promise you. buy yourself a drink to, on me,”
simplyxsaylor:
“I can go out in the sunlight and I’d lose hands down.” A chip was popped into her mouth lazily the crunch of it for a few moments drowning out the whining of the contestants. “I don’t got the boobs for this shit.” Perhaps it wasn’t one hundred percent feminist of her to call out the fact that all the girls on the show appeared to have been cast based on physical appearance alone. They must surely have some other redeeming qualities… that they were keeping hidden down deeper than the marina trench. Between the two on the sofa Saylor’s hand lay palm up, an open invitation should Jean-Claude decide to take it. They had known each other long enough now, introduced through Sofia, that she understood just because he had initially wanted touch tonight didn’t mean he was in the right frame of mind for it. So, she kept it open. A line of trust and friendship dangling in the water should he decide to take the bait. “Any of these women would be idiots not to pick you. Hot boi with a sense of fashion? Yes please.” Her free arm went up and down in the checkmark motion, a soft grin on her features. Other than Sofia, Jean-Claude was her absolute favorite person to watch trash tv with. “I heard that there’s a new episode of “Married at First Sight” on tonight. It’s the honeymoon phase.” Her fingers made air quotes before they snatched a still smoldering joint from the ashtray on the cluttered coffee table. She inhaled deeply and let the sweet smelling smoke out through her nose. The good shit was always out whenever he came over. “What d’ya say? Got another reality show in ya yet tonight?”
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“hey! don’t put your tits down like that, you’ve got a amazing rack. nice little handful saylor, you should be very proud,” the vampire teased her with a laugh, also taking another snack yet, not able to taste anything beyond the initial hit of crunch and salt. jean-claude laughed and shook his head at her compliment, hand waving her off immediately. even if he could go on these types of shows, he know he wouldn’t fit in. despite all being from different background, they all had the same polished look, and jean-claude was a little too rough around the edges. “i’d just probably steal half their clothes when i left. there’d be a reunion party and they’d be furiously asking me for their bikinis back or something,”
his eyes fell from the screen to her hand again, the temptation there. j.c had already seen some of saylor’s life through sofia, so much of it wasn’t as shocking as it could’ve been. that didn’t mean she didn’t have her own secrets, personal shit she’d gone through, however. it wasn’t even about finding out things, it was about just wanting to be close. touching knees, brushing fingers, small stupid gestures that were easily taken for granted.
“fuck, i could sit here with you for a week, say and watch whatever trashy shit you wanted to. the honeymoon phase is always the best, a night of bliss or shocking truths,” he leaned back, palm inching slowly towards her opened on. “you know what i’ve got in the shop? the osbournes. talk about vintage,”
sirensofia:
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It made her ill thinking about it but for differing reasons. Sofia hated the idea of him waking up and her not being there, of thinking she’d dropped him and run, of him being alone in the room and thinking that literally no one cared about it. “He doesn’t have anyone else,” Sofia stated, because in that moment she didn’t know how wrong she was about that. “I’m not going to be holding his hand and doting on him, I’m getting him clothes so he doesn’t have to leave the place half naked. I’ll drop the stuff off, see him when he wakes up and go to work,” she stated, unsure if she was lying to herself in that moment, certainly she was lying to him.
“Watch out for the dog,” she said as they rolled through the woods, sure Seymour was outside the trailer, probably whining about being let inside, wondering where Roman or Sofia were.
A werewolf, that sounded on brand, and besides, if you were going to seek out a species to fuck without having to get too invested in their personal kinks werewolves tended to be easy enough. “A mullet man with an art gallery really does feel like that sort of eclectic bullshit that would draw in those fake arse art people,” Sofia commented of the more specific information about his life, since sleeping with someone felt more immediate than the life change that came with a hair cut. “You should do it though, sneak in some items from Pawnland and if people notice say it’s a comment on society’s waste,” she joked.
“Which werewolf? Would I know them?” she asked, allowing their conversation to distract somewhat from the emotions presently washing through her. “Cause, you know, that guy I met in the caves who freaked out when I asked him to call me ‘mommy’ was a wolf, I’d love to know if he liked any other weird things, I gave his number to Saylor.”
“ever considered that’s his own doing?” jean-claude enquired at the statement. some people didn’t have anyone else because they didn’t want to, or simply because everyone else who’d tried to get close was immediately put off. you couldn’t complain about being alone or feeling alone, and then be an odious person. that’s what j.c thought anywho.
“i’m not watching out for the dog,” was the instant reply, as j.c wasn’t particularly fond of the animals. it’s not like he was a cat person either; the vampire much preferred birds. especially those colourful ones that talked back in funny voices, very cute. there was no sign of it though as the car travelled deeper and deeper into the woods.
the art gallery really was something he would like to do, however, though the pawn shop had been the cheaper buy at the time. “there’s a fine line between artsy and artsy bullshit. they can see through that stuff a mile off. the trick is to be completely sincere and - i’m not,” the vampire chuckled, the headlights eventually reflecting off the outer shell of a trailer in the middle of the woods. barking accompanied their entrance into the clearing where it sat.
“well, there it is, casa el paradise,” j.c said, glancing over at her. “elora is her name. we do the same thing,” he wiggled his fingers, meaning of course their shared ability. “the mommy and daddy thing freaks me out. freud really was right, we all just wanna fuck our parents,”
nelbaudelaire:
@duderosiers .
she had some things to get rid of - stuff that would need to go incase she took anything from romans house back to hers. hell she was already thinking about needing to buy things for his place, he was living in a trailer… should she feel bad or feel happy? he left them, she should feel happy he was living in the shits for doing that but on the flip side it nel could feel bad - pity him even. when it came to deciding those things there was no hope so she focused on the logical, a bag slung on her arm she approached the one she assumed was the pawnbroker.
“hi, are you - jean claude?”
he was leaning on the counter, flipping through a vintage copy of vogue when someone buzzed into the store, glancing upwards at the plain looking werewolf that walked into the shop. she asked for him by name ; wasn’t that curious? the vampire grinned, all sharp teeth before standing up and striking a pose, one hand on his chest. “my reputation proceeds me,” jean-claude said, offering out a gloved hand to shake. “jean-claude du derosiers. how can i help?”