[nicky999doors]

[cutecipher]

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

[dogpuppy]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

show me another funny picture im not driving tonight

[cutecipher]

Of course it goes without saying

[segamascott]

[pissvortex]

Unemployed friend: Dude we should open a Steely Dan themed bar. The drinks will all be named after different songs. We can call it "Black Cow"

Me (dreamed of this exact scenario playing out leading to the bar burning down with him in it leaving me with the insurance money): Sure

[crazysodomite]

their love is so powerful that they can show me cartoons for free

[strapholster]

[k-simplex]

It would feel so good to be an ill-tempered member of the good guys who gets impatient when the big bad is giving their final speech and rushes at them saying "This guy's really starting to piss me off!" only to get easily batted away by their vast power and being unconscious for the rest of the fight. You get to take a nap

[nyctibiius]

she has been pickled for her crimes

[guooey]

[sandmanalone]

The spirit of Mouse compelled me:

[iftadwascool]

[chaosxyzevolution]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

yall gotta learn the difference between "this character is an asshole" and "this character was supposed to be super cool but the author is an asshole" and "this character is a teenage girl who was mean once"

[himynameisemail]

[batbetbitbotbut]

Safety first!

[cloevr]

[frailgun]

*opening the shonen jump app and logging in with my ex-girlfriend's deadname email address* oh boy i got a good feeling about this one, THIS is gonna be the week my boy denji finally gets some pussy