okay

Kaeli. she/they. professional dog petter.

[hyperfixating-rn-brb]

im about 5 fucking seconds from putting the peeps in the chili pot and adding the m'n'ms.

[petaltexturedskies]

The world is violent and mercurial — it will have its way with you. We are saved only by love — love for each other and the love that we pour into the art we feel compelled to share: being a parent; being a writer; being a painter; being a friend. We live in a perpetually burning building, and what we must save from it, all the time, is love.

Tennessee Williams

[mqxim]

1989 Nissan Snail

[traegorn]

Y'all.

It's not a "Nissan Snail."

Nissan gave it a much better name.

It's a Nissan S-Cargo.

[ainawgsd]

Okay, but it has a snail on it's mudflap!

[cathemeralcoelocanth]

@drukhari

[nekomimidusteon]

wanting to show off and having AA cups is so humiliating like hey do you want to see the catgirl princess's nearly flat chest.

[nekomimidusteon]

wearing a low cut top and no bra so when she bends over she can show you a tantalizing glimpse of her nothing.

[mousemilf]

tuesday is practice for wednesday

[rocktheholygrail]

Jennifer’s Body (2009) || Hannibal (2013-2015)

[puppes]

[transfemininomenon]

can Not stop randomly saying "den i throw da bones at james" to myself

[ryrolie]

bead neuron!

[girldraki]

[girldraki]

[angelic-odette]

When I say women should have higher standards for how they're treated, this is exactly what I mean. At the first insult? Kick. Him. To. The. Curb.

[somethingfangirly]

Seriously. What the fuck did he think was going to happen?

[bigmickswingin]

protip for everyone, but mostly boys in this case:

when you are on a date, and someone has an interest you don't quite get, instead of saying lol lame, try saying hmm i don't quite get that, please explain that to me, and then listen as the other person talks about why that thing is something they are in to.

you might learn something which recontextualizes the matter, and you will definitely learn something more about your date, which is the entire point of dating.

you don't have to be a superfan by the end, but you will have shown you can be chill and take an interest in stuff, which is much more likely to result in a second date instead of being ditched in a coffee line.

this also works outside of dating, btw.

[da-janela-lateral]

Oh, what is the greatest smile in the world, you say? *Looks at you fondly* Louis Armstrong

[da-janela-lateral]

I think he is a pretty good contender

[quinngefail]

Going through some childhood books and found a real gem lmao, I think I was like 7 when I wrote this:

Name: Star Wars 🔥🔥🔥

Likes: Stars 😊

Dislikes: Wars 🥺

[dailycatsblog]

[cherrydanish]

a picture that’s worth a thousand words

[b0nkcreat]

will be thinking about this probably for the rest of the week

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[crabussy]

formal menswear enthusiasts want to slut it up so bad but they're frightened. so they wear shirt-stays and sock garters under their clothes. this is my scientific theory it's making waves in the guyologist world right now

[crabussy]

like seriously. seriously. "oh I just want my shirt to stay tucked in and my socks to stay up" riiiiiiight.

[unteriors]

Rallywood Farm Lane, The Plains, Virginia.

[warmer-gaze]