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Cactus; they/them; 18+, snep 💖 Profile pic is drawn by the awesome @gingerrsart and banner is by @less-depresso-more-espresso

[straightboyfriend]

honestly a cactus under the stars in the desert….. nothin wrong w that

[straightboyfriend]

there’s absolutely nothing wrong with this

[importantcatpics]

[drtanner]

The whole photo is gold but I especially like that the automated feeder is taped to the fucking floor.

[minionresearch]

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[villiedoom]

Collection of my Rain World fan art 🌟

[viralfrog]

[persianmom]

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[fandomlife-confessions]

[weirdgirlvampire]

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

[lagtim3]

@fandomlife-confessions 

Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetime’s supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means there would have been about a two-month period where Jacob found himself inexplicably VERY gay for Edward.

[evilbeepthemeep]

wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella. So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along

[eroticcannibal]

The warm water of the ocean did what now

[twilightrenaissance]

literally how can you hate this masterpiece 

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Never saw the movie, but this sounds like legitimate High Schooler dialogue.

Very rare in movies.

[biocrafthero]

Hornet Phone In Bed was made unrebloggable so I'm making my own post for it

[kaoinim-deactivated20220927]

[pocketkris]

ps5 brain monday

[what-even-is-thiss]

Oh so THIS is the ps5 post. I can see why you all imprinted on it now that’s hilarious

[partyybeetle]

happy 1 year ps5 brain monday

[recuperationdisliker]

f(x) tribute band called f'(x). you'd think the point would be to be derivative but it's actually quite easy to differentiate the two.

[recuperationdisliker]

no

[recuperationdisliker]

yeah :)

[fallingtowers]

haha yayyyy :) i'm having such a wonderful time on the internet with you

[sovietnam]

[charl0ttan]

blunt rotation

[charl0ttan]

[turing-tested]

Sorry am on lsd. Shouldn't have told you 2 eat a sandwich. That is your decision not mine. Sorry

this ask is so awesome. my favorite part is I can't find the other ask they're apologizing for.

[fishing-princess]

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

[aliceoverzero]

The first tags I see on this are absolutely inspired. Incredible pervert lesbian website.

[ubercharge]

after i finished this i paused and thought i don't have the heart to eat these women. but maybe you do. if you're hungry